Cookies and ice cold milk inside!

[Betticus]

Say hi to Jourden37, I am kidnapping her from the bdsm personals before they bruise her up.

I mean rescuing!

Milk and cookies are right over here --------->

 

[Jourden37]

Hahahaha!!! I didn't really mean I was scared....it was sarcasm!!

Hey everyone!!

 

[kiten69]

Say hi to Jourden37, I am kidnapping her from the bdsm personals before they bruise her up.

I mean rescuing!

Milk and cookies are right over here --------->

Watch out he is a BIG MEANIE...and all talk

now excuse me while i grab some cookies and milk and get comfy in my corner

 

[Betticus]

Hahahaha!!! I didn't really mean I was scared....it was sarcasm!!

Hey everyone!!

No it wasn't, she was skeered like a chipmunk on the highway. I had to hold her lil hand and pet her till she stopped shivering. Those personals guys gave her the beebie jeebies and almost scared her vanilla!!!

 

[Jourden37]

Hahaha, then you obviously don't know me...there's no way I'd ever be vanilla!!

 

[Betticus]

Watch out he is a BIG MEANIE...and all talk

now excuse me while i grab some cookies and milk and get comfy in my corner

Your cookies are over there ----->

In the easy chair fitted with restraints. I'm gonna blindfold you and make you guess what kind of cookie I'm feeding you.

Take that!!!!

 

[Betticus]

Hahaha, then you obviously don't know me...there's no way I'd ever be vanilla!!

*hands over a cookie and glass of milk*

*pats lil head*

Hi! Welcome.

 

[kiten69]

Your cookies are over there ----->

In the easy chair fitted with restraints. I'm gonna blindfold you and make you guess what kind of cookie I'm feeding you.

Take that!!!!

That almost sounds tempting...but with you there is always a twist...i recall what you were gonna do to me after that nice aromatherapy bubble bath you offered up...so what is the catch this time?

 

[Betticus]

That almost sounds tempting...but with you there is always a twist...i recall what you were gonna do to me after that nice aromatherapy bubble bath you offered up...so what is the catch this time?

What are you trying to say?

 

[kiten69]

What are you trying to say?

that you are a Big Meanie and there is always a sadistic twist to your "nice" actions...on second thought that chair does look pretty comfy...

 

[Betticus]

I have a sudden craving for ice cold milk. BRB! Store time!

 

[kiten69]

I have a sudden craving for ice cold milk. BRB! Store time!

**slips Deathwish some salmon while Daddy is gone to the store**

 

[Betticus]

**slips Deathwish some salmon while Daddy is gone to the store**

*spankspankspankspankspank* Corrupting my cat! Shame on you! *pet*

 

[jadefirefly]

Cookies!!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Hahahaha!!! I didn't really mean I was scared....it was sarcasm!!

Hey everyone!!

Hi jourden! Welcome to the forum. *grins and shrugs* Betticus will try to seduce you with milk and cookies... Me, my approach is much different.

Let me seduce you with the Dark Side of the Force! You would not believe the Power of the Dark Side! Join forces with me and we will rule the Galaxy as Master and slave!

*shakes his head back and forth*

Sorry... my inner sci-fi geek just ran wild a second there. Please pay no attention to the Dom behind the curtain!

 

[Jourden37]

Hahaha....wow.

Seems like I'm going to be right at home here!!

 

[Betticus]

Hahaha....wow.

Seems like I'm going to be right at home here!!

Don't listen to Evil Geoff

*waves hand across eyes* "He's not the droids you are looking for"

*Hands Jaded a cookie and glass of milk*

 

[angel_girl]

Hi Jourden! Welcome to the insanity!


umm...cookie please?

 

[Betticus]

Hi Jourden! Welcome to the insanity!


umm...cookie please?

What kind sweetie? We have the whole range of cookies and milk here. Even chocolate milk!!!

*takes angel by the hand, lifts her cute lil face to gaze deeply into her eyes and whispers seductively* "what is your cookieish desire"?

 

[angel_girl]

What kind sweetie? We have the whole range of cookies and milk here. Even chocolate milk!!!

*takes angel by the hand, lifts her cute lil face to gaze deeply into her eyes and whispers seductively* "what is your cookieish desire"?

*blush*

chocolate chocolate chip cookies are my fav and regular milk as long as it's icy...thank you Betticus.

 

[Betticus]

*blush*

chocolate chocolate chip cookies are my fav and regular milk as long as it's icy...thank you Betticus.

*hands over a plate of gooey, warm chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk so cold that tiny bits of ice are starting to form*

What's going on girl?

 

[angel_girl]

*hands over a plate of gooey, warm chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk so cold that tiny bits of ice are starting to form*

What's going on girl?

*you're such an angel!*

not much. I'm just doing anything but working...because I'm really tired of working.

I understand you're sick...poor Bett...

*kisses on your sweet forehead and a rub or two on your belly*

 

[Betticus]

*you're such an angel!*

not much. I'm just doing anything but working...because I'm really tired of working.

I understand you're sick...poor Bett...

*kisses on your sweet forehead and a rub or two on your belly*

Awwwww, thanks.

I'm attempting to treat myself with traditional medicine. Lots and lots of green tea, no drinking or smoking and rest. With one addition, pectin.

Check this out:
"Pectin is an important ingredient in making jams and jellies. Pectin is a general intestinal regulator that is used in many medicinal preparations, especially as an antidiarrhea agent. Modified citrus pectin (MCP) is citrus pectin that has been broken down to less complex molecules by modifying the pH. MCP is dissolves easily in water and absorbed much easily in the body. Modified citrus pectin is rich in galactoside residues, giving it an affinity for certain types of cancer cells. Galactose-rich, modified citrus pectin has a binding affinity for galectins on the surface of cancer cells, resulting in an inhibition, or blocking, of cancer cell aggregation, adhesion, and metastasis. Metastasis is one of the most life-threatening aspects of cancer and the lack of effective anti-metastatic therapies has prompted research on MCP's effectiveness in blocking metastasis of certain types of cancers, including melanomas, prostate, and breast cancers. Pectin is resistant to human digestion, but is almost completely degraded into short-chain fatty acids in the colon by bacteria. Pectin has a reduced tendency to have a laxative effect and stimulates bacterial growth in the colon.

Pectin can be extracted from many different plant sources. Fruits rich in pectin are the peach, apple, currant, and plum. Pectins are also found in root crops such as carrots and beetroot, as well as in tubers, such as potatoes."

 

[Chicklet]

do you have oreos? i want an oreo... please?

 

[Betticus]

do you have oreos? i want an oreo... please?

Oreos! *passes over oreos* Those are the devils cookies! Chocolatey cookies with that creamy middle. The devil I tell you!