Conversation-stopper challenge

As my pussy exploded on the hospital operating room, and the blood pooled from my hole, the doctor looked at my eyes and said, "So, you free this Friday?"

Using my last ounce of strength I kicked him in the balls. After that my liquified body hemoraged allowing the growing ebola to spread to the kneeled over doctor.
 
rikaaim said:
As my pussy exploded on the hospital operating room, and the blood pooled from my hole, the doctor looked at my eyes and said, "So, you free this Friday?"

Using my last ounce of strength I kicked him in the balls. After that my liquified body hemoraged allowing the growing ebola to spread to the kneeled over doctor.

Another dull night in the E.R. At this rate, it was going to be a long one, too. I unwrapped my ham sandwich and found a clean place on the linoleum to relax while the panic subsided.
 
shereads said:
Another dull night in the E.R. At this rate, it was going to be a long one, too. I unwrapped my ham sandwich and found a clean place on the linoleum to relax while the panic subsided.

Yeah, well, I fucked your mom.
 
That usually stops most conversations. Until they say that their mom is dead. At which point I say, "Yeah? Well, I fucked her anyway. She didn't seem to mind."
 
rikaaim said:
Yes, but did they use a rabid toolbox?
What kind of question is that? My mom is a lady. She doesn't talk about what goes on in private with her lovers.
 
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Best way to silence an unwanted come-on:

"If you fuck me, and I ever find out about it..."
 
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