Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

[voluptuary_manque]

I hire my mowing. And blessings on you, Austin, out there beautifying SoCal in 96 degree heat! Can we get you some ice water . . . in a bath tub?

 

[Austin8]

I hire my mowing. And blessings on you, Austin, out there beautifying SoCal in 96 degree heat! Can we get you some ice water . . . in a bath tub?

Thanks Bear, I find it quite freeing being my own boss and appreciate all my wonderful customers, That you represent by being one to your lawn care company.

Water would be nice, thank you. No bathtub, I take a shower every other Saturday.

Whether I need it or not.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Maybe.

http://chocolatefantasies.com/RocketMan.JPG​

I think I know what to buy for my friends bridal shower...

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Ok note to everyone... rollercoasters suck! rode one yesterday and got STUCK upside down

 

[Handley_Page]

Ok note to everyone... rollercoasters suck! rode one yesterday and got STUCK upside down

How the devil did you manage that ?


{provides Safety Test data to prove that Roller-coasters do not get stuck upside-down, in both French and Urdhu }

 

[xssve]

Can we please keep this on topic?

 

[Handley_Page]

Can we please keep this on topic?

Topic ?
That's a chocolate bar with peanuts, ani't it ?

 

[oggbashan]

Can we please keep this on topic?

There was a topic? Where? When? Show me the post that proves there was a topic and I'll dispute it.

{Insert elephant jokes e.g.
Q. How do you get two elephants into a two door car?
A. Ask one of the elephants in the front seats to get out so the two elephants can get in the back.}

Og

 

[xssve]

I like this chocolate candy, too:

http://www.bachelorette.com/big-black-chocolate-penis-sucker.html​

Fine, but mine would get bigger the longer you sucked on it...

 

[xssve]

There was a topic? Where? When? Show me the post that proves there was a topic and I'll dispute it.

{Insert elephant jokes e.g.
Q. How do you get two elephants into a two door car?
A. Ask one of the elephants in the front seats to get out so the two elephants can get in the back.}

Og

That's ridiculous, Elephants can't drive.

 

[oggbashan]

That's ridiculous, Elephants can't drive.

Oh yes they do. Haven't you been to a circus recently?

Og

PS. They have some difficulty with human sized golf clubs, but with the correct equipment they can drive nearly as far as Tiger Woods.

 

[xssve]

I bet they can't keep score though.

 

[oggbashan]

I bet they can't keep score though.

That's why they need caddies.

Og

 

[TxRad]

That's why they need caddies.

Og

{Insert long rambling rant about gas gusseling Caddies}

{Then realizes the conversation was about golf caddies.}

 

[oggbashan]

{Insert long rambling rant about gas gusseling Caddies}

{Then realizes the conversation was about golf caddies.}

{Insert link to Golf Open at St Andrews which has been seriously affected by high winds blowing golfers over, and blowing their balls away}

Og

 

[TxRad]

{Insert link to Golf Open at St Andrews which has been seriously affected by high winds blowing golfers over, and blowing their balls away}

Og

Blowing, blowing, blowing. The wind is always blowing. Now, if we could get that trend to work with the ladies...

 

[theravenfox]

You must not be associating with the right ladies!

 

[TxRad]

You must not be associating with the right ladies!

Don't I know It.

What time does that next train leave the station?

 

[theravenfox]

Tio's in charge of scheduling.

 

[TxRad]

Tio's in charge of scheduling.

No wonder he's so damned happy.

 

[driphoney]

Fine, but mine would get bigger the longer you sucked on it...

Oh?

*licks lips*

Please, please, I beg--, I mean, let me encour--, um, . . . have you considered updating your AV? Or maybe your profile pic? Because even threads of controversy need pubic service announcements. Bigger. Bigger ones especially.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tio's in charge of scheduling.

Now I'm not sure whether I should post a timetable or finish up my Murmer on the Orient Express story.

{Insert links to websites on Dice, Tarot, I-Ching, Scapulamancy, Necromancy, Coin-Tossing, and other ways of coming to an irrational decision.}

 

[Handley_Page]

Post the timetable, I think, Tio.
When you board the train there's enough time to finish the story.

[ inserts 1930s diatribe about the rise of the Creative in closed compartments ]

 

[TxRad]

Post the timetable, I think, Tio.
When you board the train there's enough time to finish the story.

[ inserts 1930s diatribe about the rise of the Creative in closed compartments ]

{Insert Rant about people not knowing the difference between square thingies and squiggly things}

 

[oggbashan]

Post the timetable, I think, Tio.
When you board the train there's enough time to finish the story.

[ inserts 1930s diatribe about the rise of the Creative in closed compartments ]

{Insert facsimile of 19th Century European Bradshaw timetable to prove that Sherlock Holmes couldn't have got to the Reichenbach Falls in time to grapple with Moriatry because Conan Doyle couldn't read timetables correctly}

{Insert riposte from the International Sherlock Holmes Society to the effect that the previous insert didn't take account of the tidal times at Folkestone, and on one particular day the Tidal Train connecting with the cross-Channel ferry would have made Conan Doyle's account barely feasible}

{Insert counter-claim that the only Tidal Train on that day, although scheduled, never reached London to begin the return journey to Folkestone because it was wrecked at Staplehurst in Kent, with Charles Dickens on board.}

Og