Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

[Handley_Page]

And they employ media consultants with multi-million dollar budgets to persuade you that that is the only way to think, and if you must think, you ought to do it holding a something Lite beer that tastes like duck piss.

I thought that 'Lite' beer was akin to " the horse had something wrong with its kidneys".

 

[oggbashan]

I thought that 'Lite' beer was akin to " the horse had something wrong with its kidneys".

Whatever it is, whoever approved it for consumption in the UK should be stoned to death with full cans of 'Lite'.

Og

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I believe there was an old tradition dating to the Wars of the Roses where you drown offending royalty in a butt of malmsey. Since bureaucrats are more down market than royalty, a barrel of Lite seems appropriate.

 

[TxRad]

stoned bears should never throw beers!

Or is that the other way around?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Whatever it is, whoever approved it for consumption in the UK should be stoned to death with full cans of 'Lite'.

Og

Shouldn't that be called "canning?"

{Insert offended rants from the Alcoa PR Department and one dyslexic dom.}

 

[glynndah]

Good morning, everyone!

{A bunch of gibberish ending in a link to a virus-riddled website}

 

[litfan10]

Good morning, everyone!

{A bunch of gibberish ending in a link to a virus-riddled website}

Note to any virus ridden Litsters. Get your FREE guaranteed virus removal software by clicking the yellow star with the five on it at the end of the story "Six Characters in Search of Erotica" Act now!

{present false testimonials showing how doing so changed people's lives from beggars to yacht owning millionaires}

 

[Austin8]

Good morning, everyone!

{A bunch of gibberish ending in a link to a virus-riddled website}

Morning Glynndah!

( A Tirrade about the A/H only being for writerly threads, and cryin' about to many mamby pamby threads...)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

This Thread Has Clearly Been HIJACKEDBY THE NEFARIOUS

MISS PIXIE​

{Incoherent polemic about unfair adminstration and rampant cheating on the part of imagined alts}

 

[litfan10]

This Thread Has Clearly Been HIJACKEDBY THE NEFARIOUS

MISS PIXIE​

{Incoherent polemic about unfair adminstration and rampant cheating on the part of imagined alts}

It's true Miss Pixie is an ALT for Hitler and Elvis's evil twin brother S/he is out for world domination - one thread at a time!

Oh, the inhumanity!!

{present unsound statistical evidence}

{Show doctored photo of Hitler and Elvis toasting Bill Clinton in the Bahamas}

 

[glynndah]

I demand the moderator remove all the posts I don't like!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I demand the moderator remove all the posts I don't like!

I DEMAND​

the moderator immediately remove all Litsters who demand immoderate acts from the moderator​

{Insert fictitious rules about moderators acting in moderation}

 

[oggbashan]

But, but...

We don't have a moderator, so how can the moderator do anything?

{Insert long and involved story that ends with the moderator emulating the oozelm woozlem bird and disappearing up the moderator's own anal orifice with reference to Heinlein's Glory Road}

 

[glynndah]

But, but...

We don't have a moderator, so how can the moderator do anything?

{Insert long and involved story that ends with the moderator emulating the oozelm woozlem bird and disappearing up the moderator's own anal orifice with reference to Heinlein's Glory Road}

On all the other boards {where I'm extraordinarily popular, by the way}, we do it this way *inserts totally incomprehensible and impossible directions* and IT ALWAYS WORKS!!!

 

[mynameisben]

On all the other boards {where I'm extraordinarily popular, by the way}, we do it this way *inserts totally incomprehensible and impossible directions* and IT ALWAYS WORKS!!!

You're not as popular on cumdumpsterGILFS.net as I may have led you to believe.

 

[oggbashan]

On all the other boards {where I'm extraordinarily popular, by the way}, we do it this way *inserts totally incomprehensible and impossible directions* and IT ALWAYS WORKS!!!

Of course it does, because all those other boards are based in {Insert unpopular Far Eastern country} and don't have to abide by the stupid regulations {insert thirty pages of unfathomable legislation that is totally irrelevant} that Literotica has to observe.

If you will support {insert name of DIFFERENT unpopular country and its dictatorial regime} then you are anti-american, anti-european and should be tarred and feathered by all right-thinking people.

{insert name of objectionable group based in the West} will be after you and yours, so there!

Og

 

[glynndah]

Of course it does, because all those other boards are based in {Insert unpopular Far Eastern country} and don't have to abide by the stupid regulations {insert thirty pages of unfathomable legislation that is totally irrelevant} that Literotica has to observe.

If you will support {insert name of DIFFERENT unpopular country and its dictatorial regime} then you are anti-american, anti-european and should be tarred and feathered by all right-thinking people.

{insert name of objectionable group based in the West} will be after you and yours, so there!

Og

I could not see this because you are on my ignore list but I'm sure it's filled with your usual {insert adjective of your choice}{insert noun and/or a string of unrelated adjectives and then a noun} you generally post here.

{Which I don't see, of course, but I've heard rumors...}

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ignorant(s) is bliss! {insert entire page of complete ignorance} Aren't we all happier now?

 

[glynndah]

Ignorant(s) is bliss! {insert entire page of complete ignorance} Aren't we all happier now?

I feel blissful already.

{Makes sexual innuendo about a fellow AHer named "blissful".}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

This Thread Has Clearly Been HIJACKEDBY THE NEFARIOUS

MISS PIXIE​

What part of I'm little and cute, therefore I can do what I want with NO consequence do you not understand

 

[Miss_Pixie]

{Makes sexual innuendo about a fellow AHer named "blissful".}

innuendos are fun!!!! wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

*Races around the room giggling*

 

[Handley_Page]

What part of "I'm little and cute, therefore I can do what I want with NO consequence" do you not understand

ALL OF IT ​

{quotes 50-pages of pseudo psycho-babble to prove it }
{and 12 pages of Appendices }

 

[Miss_Pixie]

It's simple sweetie... I'm adorable, my cuteness is distracting, I get away with murder

 

[The_Fool]

Shit....


More F'ing pixie dust...

 

[Miss_Pixie]

bwahahahaha!!!!