Controlled Death? If......

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you could 'take control' of your death.....

What might you think you'd do - to orchestrate you own demise?
 
Example: I'd.....

Find some way to drown myself in the natural, flowing juices from a multitude of super horny females
 
I would be chased off a cliff be a dozen or so topless women wearing crash helmets.



Whaddya mean it's been done?
 
I would drop dea of natural causes while recieving a tax audit, positioning myself so that I would fall on the auditor.

My headstone would read "Come and get it, bitch."
 
Im a wimp, quietly in my sleep having said all my goodbyes.

I would choose in the middle of an amazing Orgasm...but can you imagine how trumatic that would be for your partner....

And if you arent with a partner...can you imagine how humiliating being found with the Bunny buzzing away between your cold thighs... BARF!
 
Kitte said:


I would choose in the middle of an amazing Orgasm...but can you imagine how trumatic that would be for your partner....


I represented the young film actress widow of a wealthy older industrialist in her estate suit against his kids. He "died in the saddle" on his honeymoon cruise and they believed he fucked her to death...

Her testimony was a scream.
 
acitore_vuli said:
I'd die right in the middle of replying to a

Just the right time to listen to Beethoven's "Marcia Funebre" from his 3rd symphony Eroica. I love the one with Vienna Symphonic Orchetra conducted by Herbert von Karajan....

cisumlacissalc_vuli
 
Powerful stuff, the Eroica!

Perhaps you ought to ease up on the listening, Rex. That cold could so easily turn into pneumonia.
 
caraliza said:
Powerful stuff, the Eroica!

Perhaps you ought to ease up on the listening, Rex. That cold could so easily turn into pneumonia.

The second movement is my fav.... addagio assai....depending on my mood. First and fourth are great.... allegro con brio and allegro molto. Fantastic. But that funeral march is unbeaten. I always thought about it for my own final tribute.


Maybe I was too close to those trumpets. What a blowjob. And now i got this cold.
 
Rex1960 said:
Maybe I was too close to those trumpets. What a blowjob. And now i got this cold.

LOL

I know a conductor who says he never, but never, will ask the trumpets to play loudly. He asks for pianissimo in order to getmetzo piano, and a metzo piano request is limited to those blow-you-away finales.

Speaking of which, death by trumpets ranks way down at the bottom of my list of preferred finales. (Adding this to stay on thread topic :) )
 
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Good Question...

I have no idea how I want to die....

Listening to Bocelli, Sogno CD, 12th track and in the middle of the biggest "O" I can have. That would be bliss.

Hopefully, I'd be with someone. I don't want to be found with the bunny buzzin' between my legs. Trauma for the other person be damned...
 
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