Control Panel Rebels

[Sixth]

I'm at war. I'm at war with my personal profile here on these busy forums. I wish to update my information, it is my desire, I hunger to enter witty remarks for my location, hobbies and bio.

I'm thwarted by the evil code. It defeats me.

You may doubt this but I'm not an internet newbie. I've coded my own forums. I would like to think, therefore, that I'm not falling foul to some foolish mistake which is prevented my profile from updating - but perhaps I am.

I am logged in. I click on the user cp button which hangs so temptingly overhead and beside the literotica.com logo. You know this button well, you've pressed this button many times yourself.

I enter the new information in the input text boxes. I click the button to update the profile. The screen thanks me for updating my profile - it thanks me! It mocks me, more like! I check my profile again and there's been no update! Nothing!

I fear I would have more success if I stood in the middle of a busy street and shouted at the top of my voice an intervention for all the pretty girls to come kiss me.

I post this ramble as a plea for help. Has anyone else encounted this problem? Has anyone else seduced their cheeky profile into submission? I thought to present the challenge to the community before I gave up, for it is not a problem important enough to bother admin with.

Many thanks. (Well, just that one)

 

[Wiggles]

I can't help you.

But I like your style.

 

[alexandraaah]

I could help you but your computer would wanna kick my ass.


You're very funny.

 

[Sixth]

Ooo

As something of a newbie here I can sit back for a minute and allow the first two avatars above to distract me from my battle with the evil profile update code.

Distracted.
hmmm.


Hey. Wait? My computer would kick your ass? Not so.
My computer can beat me at chess but I always win the kick boxing match!

Really though... seriously, if someone would be kind enough to try altering their profile, checking it and then putting it back to its pretty previous self then they would be able to check whether the system as a whole was healthy and working fine.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't know why your control panel is not complying, but like the lovely ladies above me, I welcome you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Personally I'd say your profile's fine as is. Look at the charming ladies who've responded. Count your blessings.

Now then, if you want answers, you're looking for Weird Harold (he's got lots of answers) and the obvious place of this line of inquiry is over in the How To area of the forums... or is that the How to forum on the boards... or... well, nevermind about that, but consider looking over in "How To."

 

[Baron]

I had this problem a month ago, I think it went away after I either updated my browser or some java .dlls

 

[Sixth]

Personally I'd say your profile's fine as is. Look at the charming ladies who've responded. Count your blessings.

Now then, if you want answers, you're looking for Weird Harold (he's got lots of answers) and the obvious place of this line of inquiry is over in the How To area of the forums... or is that the How to forum on the boards... or... well, nevermind about that, but consider looking over in "How To."

I know. This problem has its silver lining.

I did stalk through the How To forum before posting here. It came to a toss of a coin which of the two I questioned. The How To seemed to have a focus on real life questions whereas this thread was pointed at literotica.com stuff.

I shall live with it until the situations fixes itself.

 

[Sixth]

I had this problem a month ago, I think it went away after I either updated my browser or some java .dlls

Hmm. Interesting. Many thanks.
I was once able to edit - so maybe I'll be able to edit again. I've not installed any new software during that time though. Nuffing. I do notice that my little java icon is missing from my system tray though. Curious. Would vB forums be scary enough to use a full dose of java?

 

[AusTess]

Blah blah blah.

Nope.
Cant help ya.

Sorry.

I only came in cos someone told me there was food.

 

[xMorganx]

I cannot help you but, hello and hi there.welcome to the board

 

[Sixth]

I only came in cos someone told me there was food.

Think I might be able to use the old "There might be food" trick on the computer?

I could try squeezing some cake into the machine's DVD drive. I could try dribbling some yoghurt over the monitor. The thing is, my computer is a kinky little thing and likes going down... it'll probably like being covered in food too much.

 

[Baron]

No, I never have that little icon running unless I full-blown java applet. Which is almost never.

I think, but I'm not 100% sure, that vBulletin uses some ********** , so you might look into anyway.

Hmm. Interesting. Many thanks.
I was once able to edit - so maybe I'll be able to edit again. I've not installed any new software during that time though. Nuffing. I do notice that my little java icon is missing from my system tray though. Curious. Would vB forums be scary enough to use a full dose of java?

 

[AusTess]

Think I might be able to use the old "There might be food" trick on the computer?

I could try squeezing some cake into the machine's DVD drive. I could try dribbling some yoghurt over the monitor. The thing is, my computer is a kinky little thing and likes going down... it'll probably like being covered in food too much.

Dont do the yoghurt thing.
Or the cake.

When i say food i mean FOOD.

Shrimps on the barbie,fried onions and snags on bread,lotsa beer.


And some salt and vinegar chips if ya can find some.

 

[Sixth]

Space hamster says,

I cannot help you but, hello and hi there.welcome to the board

Hello! Hi! Greeings! Salulations!

I don't want people to think that I'm replying to all these lovely posts just because I need 100 posts to earn an avatar. No, no! I'm replying because I need 100 posts to earn an avatar, because I like having a thread and because everyone seems so friendly.

Also, because the space hamster in the corner of the room is making me do it.

 

[Sixth]

I think, but I'm not 100% sure, that vBulletin uses some ********** , so you might look into anyway.

True enough. vB certainly uses ********** since it pops up alert messages when you get a PM. I was tempted too see how much vB cost, but I think I'll stick with my own code - it's nothing compared to this mighty beast but at least I know how to fix it.

 

[xMorganx]

Damn evil space hamster.....

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Space hamster says,

Hello! Hi! Greeings! Salulations!

I don't want people to think that I'm replying to all these lovely posts just because I need 100 posts to earn an avatar. No, no! I'm replying because I need 100 posts to earn an avatar, because I like having a thread and because everyone seems so friendly.

Also, because the space hamster in the corner of the room is making me do it.

You didn't personally reply to mine.

Kick the hampster for me, will ya?

 

[Sixth]

When i say food i mean FOOD.

Shrimps on the barbie,fried onions and snags on bread,lotsa beer.


And some salt and vinegar chips if ya can find some.

I can't feed my beer to the computer! That would be a beer crime. A serious beer crime!

You may be the first girl ever to be lured over with the promise of fried onions. Fame! Fortune! Breath!

 

[Baron]

Damn evil space hamster.....

But dancing hamsters are so cute!

 

[AusTess]

I can't feed my beer to the computer! That would be a beer crime. A serious beer crime!

You may be the first girl ever to be lured over with the promise of fried onions. Fame! Fortune! Breath!

my male friends dont complain.


They cant smell my breath when thay have their penis down my throat.




See,it's the beer.
Beer makes me easy.

 

[Sixth]

Re: Re: Space hamster says,

You didn't personally reply to mine.

Kick the hampster for me, will ya?

I wanted too! Oh, but I wanted too! I was so impressed by your avatar and your kindly manner that I went away to compose hundred sonnets in your honour.

I did. They would have made you laugh, cry, cum and hunger for pizza. Sadly the space hamster ate them before I could post. You'll have to settle for a mere hello instead.

hello!

 

[Sixth]

my male friends dont complain.

They cant smell my breath when thay have their penis down my throat.


See,it's the beer.
Beer makes me easy.

Oh. I see.
Here's an idea - you can combine the two. Get your friends to stand in front of you with onion rings hanging from their dick. Think of it as a literotica.com kebab special.

Beer makes you easy? (Takes notes) Anything else I should know? Favourite position? Do you want the space hamster kicked as well?

 

[AusTess]

Oh. I see.
Here's an idea - you can combine the two. Get your friends to stand in front of you with onion rings hanging from their dick. Think of it as a literotica.com kebab special.

Beer makes you easy? (Takes notes) Anything else I should know? Favourite position?

I could make that my new party trick...


Favorite position?




Any where you cant smell my breath?

 

[Sixth]

Damn evil space hamster.....

You know it. It's taken control of half of the galaxy and also masquerades as one of the most popular female posters here - does it's tryanny know no limits!