Contest: Best alternative use of 'spray condom' tecnology.

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Contest: Best alternative use of 'spray condom' technology.

Hey it's here, the spray condom. OK, it's inconvenient to run to the store with your hardon and insert--suppose there's a line up? will the stores have fluffers?

But surely spray-on latex has some other apps. Reconfigure the nozzles, perhaps. Any ideas? Prize for the best one: One fleshlight before they become obsolete!

Question: How about a large version, suitable for silencing dickheads?

Updated:2006-11-30 13:10:46
German Sex Educators Plan Spray-On Condom
Reuters
BERLIN (Nov. 30) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters on Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.

Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colors, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.
 
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I'm sure it will be a big hit in the US if they make it. American's love anything that comes in a arisol can.

Easy Cheese anyone? :D
 
cheerful_deviant said:
I'm sure it will be a big hit in the US if they make it. American's love anything that comes in a arisol can.

Easy Cheese anyone? :D

I can smell the lawsuits now -- when Joe Schmoe grabs the Cheez Whiz instead of the condom spray in the dark.
 
Alessia Brio said:
I can smell the lawsuits now -- when Joe Schmoe grabs the Cheez Whiz instead of the condom spray in the dark.

"Oh baby you're so wet tonight.... and you smell just like my last Superbowl party!" :D
 
Best alternative use

Hold can to nipple, press button. Instant pasties!
I hope it comes in red.
:devil:

Justa
 
join them, and you've got an appealing 'top' for those hot days when you want next to nothing.
 
:eek: Okay...how easily does the finished, spray-on condom come off? And as said, what about the tip? Where does the ejaculated sperm go?
 
3113Where does the ejaculated sperm go?

didn't yo mama teach you anything? :rose:
 
It's a bit like a car wash.

You'd get it off with a squeegee, of course.
 
Before you thrust

Where it's hot and slick

Be sure to put this

On your dick

(apologies to Burma Shave)

Peace.
 
rgraham666 said:
Snicker. Good one.

I'm dating myself by laughing at that, aren't I?

Sorta, but not really.

Our turnpike authority uses signs a la Burma Shave to caution against doing stupid things while driving (drinking, cell phone use, etc.)

Can't keep a good concept down.

Peace.
 
If you coupled this up to a penis pump, would it work like those Space Bags on TV?
 
i'm wondering, could the inner surfaces in the vagina, cervix etc be latexed?
 
Cap

Pure said:
i'm wondering, could the inner surfaces in the vagina, cervix etc be latexed?



Surely it can. A cervical cap that fits over the cervix is made of latex, the female condom is made of latex....but to spray it on the inside of the vagina may be tricky...question being, how would it be removed? :nana:
 
I find this invention ridiculous, and suspect it has to do with male insecurity about size. I read an article recently about condoms finally being made the right size for men in India. Western dicks are larger than eastern (I know this personally), and the condom failure rate in India is 20-25% higher than in the west due to the things just being too large. So now men want a way of not having to ask for the small size. :rolleyes:
 
Well, here are the schematics, still isn't clear how this is supposed to work, but at least it has some sort of repository.

Spraycondom

Apparently they are looking for testers.

Condom-Testing

Well, if they provide some interesting subjects to test them with, I might consider it... :devil: :D
 
Okay, the extended angles from the urethra in the drawing pretty much relegated this idea to the dustbin for me. Some images you just can't get past. :devil:
 
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