GoldenCojones
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 30, 2014
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I bought a pen today. Spent $0.97 on the damned thing. Brought it home and couldn't get the damned packaging open to save myself. I always carry a sharp knife and I hacked away at this package with my knife for several minutes trying desperately to not cut a finger or other useful appendage off. Gave up on the knife and went in search of a pair of scissors. They wouldn't even scratch the damned plastic covering. So out to the tool shed. I found a pair of tin shears and finally got the packaging to release my prize only to find that in all my struggles I'd broken the pen.
If I was slightly less stable I believe I would travel to Taiwan and commit a felony as I shoved the packaging and the pen up some corporate decision maker's puckered little ass!
But the air fare is just too damned expensive. I checked.
I'm not really a "Law" kinda guy but if congress passed a law forbidding consumer proof packaging, I would stand up and applaud.
If I was slightly less stable I believe I would travel to Taiwan and commit a felony as I shoved the packaging and the pen up some corporate decision maker's puckered little ass!
But the air fare is just too damned expensive. I checked.
I'm not really a "Law" kinda guy but if congress passed a law forbidding consumer proof packaging, I would stand up and applaud.