Conservatives Kick Usual Suspect Ass

Ooh. I'm self-duplicating. How extraordinary. See below.
 
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I hate to query such sublime logic as yours... but if no-one wishes to be one, how can the usual suspects be the usual suspects: it implies regularity and massed numbers... Surely in this case, your conservatives are the usual suspects, and the liberals are thus the unusual suspects... if there is cause for the use of the word "suspect" at all, which I'm inclined to doubt.
 
Conservatives have maintained their leading position among U.S. ideological groups in the first half of 2010. Gallup finds 42% of Americans describing themselves as either very conservative or conservative.

Rather than an ideological divide, I see these polling numbers as evidence that the Right Wing Spin Machine is succeeding in its goal to dumb down America. Why anyone would want to brag about that is a mystery to me.

I suggest, when the history books are written many years from now, the era we are currently living in will be called the "Age of Unenlightenment". Examples of the stupidity of our culture will include the wars in the Middle East, the Bush Crash, the recent mining disaster, the BP mess, and the grandaddy of them all, Fox News featuring Sarah Palin.
 
Liberal has become linked to assclown and neurotic. It only appeals to folks collecting disability chex.
 
Liberal has become linked to assclown and neurotic. It only appeals to folks collecting disability chex.

You're right in the sense that the only people who denigrate liberals are assclowns and nuerotics. On the issue of disability checks, I would venture to guess that at least half the people collecting disability are Tea Partiers, especially if their disability is mental retardation.

But seriously, here's another POV:

According to data released by Public Policy Polling (PPP), Texas Governor Rick Perry has lost his early lead over Democratic challenger Bill White and the race is now tied. The movement from a previous PPP poll in February comes entirely from Hispanic voters. PPP reports that:

"With white voters Perry led 54-36 then and leads 55-35 now. With black voters White led 81-12 then and 70 -7 now. But with Hispanics Perry has gone from leading 53-41 to trailing 55-21....there is no doubt the (Arizona) immigration bill is popular nationally. But if it causes Hispanics to change their voting behavior without a parallel shift among whites then it's going to end up playing to Democratic advantage this fall."
 
Dear JBJ,

We are hereby obliged to inform you that your use of the term "usual suspect" has now officially passed from meme to semantic pollution. We therefore request that you cease and desist with this practice as of immediately.

Failure to comply with said request will not result in fines, exclusion from the website or horrible, painful death, but pontaneous tsk-tsk-ing, scoffing and scorn might ensue.

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How's about LIBERAL LEMMINGS?

How do you go about discerning the political philosophy of a bird, JBJ? Do you have lemmings hanging around your garden, pooping on your plants? I would think that would make them conservatives, not liberals, since conservatives have no qualms about polluting where they live and grow their food.
 
Maybe LOSERS, LOOTERS, & LEMMINGS

DEEZIRE

Whatever you call em, few wanna be one.
 
Snerk

James, you have to remember a couple of things.

Polls are always loaded. They ask questions that lead to certain goals or determinations. With the right questions you can make a conservative look like a liberal and vice versa.

Politicians are in it only for themselves and not for the general population. The only thing they care about is getting elected again and again and again. They will lie, cheat and change sides as the needs dictate to feed at what is commonly called the Public Trough. All they want is the money and power that comes from being in office.

Liberal and Conservative are convenient pigeonholes the poiticians and the press have created for people. No one is purely Liberal or purely Conservative.

If you look at the parties they are both closer to centralist than anything else, it is only the minority extremeists that aren't and they are so extreme they make their parties look foolish.

Cat
 
CAT

I disagree. America is a conservative nation, and most of us believe we manage our money better than bureaucrats with ponytails and sandals. The problems come about because GOP pols abuse conservatives to the point we elect Democrat vampires to be rid of the GOP parasites.

What we really need is a citizens initiative to have one week of open season on all pols once each year. If you bag one, carry him to the county courthouse for a cash bounty. We could buy tickets to play, which would swell the public treasury from rags to riches.
 
One should note Lemmings are rodents, not birds.

Liberal Lemmings, does have a lot better imagery than Usual Suspects.:D

They look kind of like Nancy P. Soft brown eyes that stare uncomprehendingly at the world.
 
How do you go about discerning the political philosophy of a bird, JBJ? Do you have lemmings hanging around your garden, pooping on your plants? I would think that would make them conservatives, not liberals, since conservatives have no qualms about polluting where they live and grow their food.

LOL, lemmings aren't birds! :eek:

They're little furry creatures that run over the edge of a cliff falling into the ocean in their frenzy to go absolutely nowhere.
 
One should note Lemmings are rodents, not birds.

Okay, so my knowledge of small rodents and birds is not as expansive as my knowledge of microphones. I spend more time with microphones than small rodents and birds.

Liberal Lemmings, does have a lot better imagery than Usual Suspects.:D

I'm still not buying the lemmings tag for liberals. When you look at the political landscape today, can you find anything on the Left that compares to Rush Limbaugh's legion of ditto-heads? Or the gullibility of those on the right to accept false information as the gospel truth? Like for example, Saddam's culpability in the 9/11 attack?

They look kind of like Nancy P. Soft brown eyes that stare uncomprehendingly at the world.

Really? When I hear the term "staring uncomprehendingly at the world" the first politician that comes to mind (after GWB) is Sarah Palin.
 
LOL, lemmings aren't birds! :eek:

They're little furry creatures that run over the edge of a cliff falling into the ocean in their frenzy to go absolutely nowhere.

You have just come up with the perfect description of those who work on Wall Street.
 
conservatives

fortunately, lots of the self labeled are fooling themselves. political conservatives are rare in the US, as they are here at AH.

it's so called 'cultural conservatives' who are getting numerous, and they don't care about the size of gov't or liberties, but about gay marriage and decline of family values, etc.

it might be noted that Dems can pick up these traditional themes as needed, as witness Bill Clinton, Bill Richardson, Jim Webb, etc.
 
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PUREE

I've made your argument for years. Most 'conservatives' arent conservative.
 
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I'm still not buying the lemmings tag for liberals. When you look at the political landscape today, can you find anything on the Left that compares to Rush Limbaugh's legion of ditto-heads? Or the gullibility of those on the right to accept false information as the gospel truth? Like for example, Saddam's culpability in the 9/11 attack?


Really? When I hear the term "staring uncomprehendingly at the world" the first politician that comes to mind (after GWB) is Sarah Palin.

SP doesn't see the world as it is, she sees it as she imagines it to be.

If we can't call the Neo-Con's and Tea Partiers Conservatives, can we just call them Confused Cretins? :D
 
A neo-con calling himself a conservative is like ROB calling himself a 'man'.
 
CAT

I disagree. America is a conservative nation, and most of us believe we manage our money better than bureaucrats with ponytails and sandals. The problems come about because GOP pols abuse conservatives to the point we elect Democrat vampires to be rid of the GOP parasites.

What we really need is a citizens initiative to have one week of open season on all pols once each year. If you bag one, carry him to the county courthouse for a cash bounty. We could buy tickets to play, which would swell the public treasury from rags to riches.

America is a liberal nation, founded on liberal principles by liberal people. Where this America is a conservative nation shit comes from is beyond me. How liberal has come to be a dirty word is unfathomable. Liberal... liberty... I'm seeing a connection.
 
Then you need to spread the news cuz only 20% of Americans think theyre liberal.
 
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