Conjugal Visit

[cloudy]

I posted this in Abs, but figured some would miss it, and it's too good not to share. (thanks to Mat for showing it to me)

Conjugal Visit

 

[cloudy]

Some more Wanda Sykes

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/12.gif

 

[cloudy]

Hail the ColoRectal Surgeon!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/lol01.gif

 

[cloudy]

This is an (allegedly) actual voicemail from a Jack in the Box operations manager who called his boss while driving to tell him he was running late for their meeting. As he left his message, he witnessed an accident and then provided "play-by-play coverage" of the ensuing incident. It supposedly was passed along so many times within Jack in the Box's offices that it crashed their voicemail server. Auto Accident Voicemail

 

[matriarch]

Hail the ColoRectal Surgeon!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/lol01.gif

Oh hell.........I hope my walls (eeek.....) aren't as thin as I think......my howling laughter could be heard down the street.........."18 holes a day".......

Wonderful !!!!

 

[matriarch]

This is an (allegedly) actual voicemail from a Jack in the Box operations manager who called his boss while driving to tell him he was running late for their meeting. As he left his message, he witnessed an accident and then provided "play-by-play coverage" of the ensuing incident. It supposedly was passed along so many times within Jack in the Box's offices that it crashed their voicemail server. Auto Accident Voicemail

Oh goddddd...........STOPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sides hurt !!!!!!!!!

I'm still laughing................oh my lord.....I'm exhausted now.

No more. Please !

 

[cloudy]

Oh goddddd...........STOPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sides hurt !!!!!!!!!

I'm still laughing................oh my lord.....I'm exhausted now.

No more. Please !

The mother goose lady.

 

[matriarch]

The mother goose lady.

I know !! When I heard that bit, I almost screamed......his amusement just kept pushing me over the edge.

Wonderful, wonderful.

'She hit him ove the head with a bible !!!'

 

[SeaCat]

Cloudy,

Those were great, my poor wife is holding her sides from laughing too much. (If I don't get any tonight I'm blaming you! )

Can you post the web addies to them? My computer wouldn't pull them up from the links.

Cat

 

[cloudy]

awww, don't blame me, babe, I just wanted to make you smile.

Here, have a link.

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOL,

Thanks much Cloudy. I love the site and have it bookmarked.

Cat

 

[moonlight elf]

LOL I loved it!!!! Thanks Cloudy for sharing

 

[cloudy]

I'm sorry, I just can't resist!

Kinko's at 2 am
(I don't if it's just late, but this guy's hiccups had me in hysterics)

 

[cloudy]

For Mat (the ACDC fan): Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

 

[cloudy]

Last one for tonight: My Girlfriend is Inflatable

 

[moonlight elf]

I'm sorry, I just can't resist!

Kinko's at 2 am
(I don't if it's just late, but this guy's hiccups had me in hysterics)

I can't resist either!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

bumping cuz Cloudy made me...LOL.

 

[Black Tulip]

That was funny, thanks for the laughs.

 

[Guest]

bumping cuz Cloudy made me...LOL.

For your bumps.

 

[Samandiriel]

LOL...gotta love Wanda.

 

[angelicminx]

OMG, Cloudy, those are priceless! Thanks for the grins and giggles.