Congrats to the INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION “Special Contest” AWARD WINNERS

[Dixon Carter Lee]

For those of you interested in the actual contests here at Literotica I'll post links to them here. These are the only official contests. No bullshit from Scouries. No parodies from me. The real deal.

The Current Contest is:

The Literotica Annual Halloween Erotic Story Contest. You can submit a story, or read a story.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f0bvyZMrZ9k/Sufn6zp7pRI/AAAAAAAAC0M/edeP4lN4k0M/s400/Fleshjack.jpg

But more importantly I hear Mel Gibson is out of "Hangover 2". Seems a little pussy.

 

[Guest]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=220&dateline=1269012731 For those of you interested in the actual contests here at Literotica I'll post links to them here. These are the only official LITEROTICA contests.

Of course for those of you interested in the only OFFICIAL A.I.R. contests I’ll post a link to it also. The two contests run concurrently although they do have somewhat different entry rules.

Info on the current A.I.R. contest can be found here:

A.I.R. Halloween Contest 2010http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=686010

FYI Historically the LITEROTICA contests have rewarded authors with AH connections and subservient attitudes who write “serial” stories in less popular categories.

A.I.R. on the other hand has been producing winners from categories that are popular with our readers and by authors who are high up on the FAVORITE AUTHOR list.

http://www.brushstrokes.us/images/jack01.jpg

Which is sorta an interesting concept…

Dixie

 

[Guest]

I, for one, agree with Dixie that having two contests on at the same time is a wonderful idea and I'd like to thank A.I.R. for the committment they've made to our authors!

blunt tranny

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah ake Gabby aka Gabriella L. (Blowup doll, fake secretary, and one of scouries many alts.)

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners using stories he steals from the REAL Literotica contests. All of the authors entered in the Lit Contests but scouries just copied the lists minus the people he don't like. Used his fudge factor and dropped the categories he doesn't like. Sounds like a fair contest doesn't it. It is a fake contest set up to stroke scouries ego.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My fake contests are the BOMB because the fake prize is ONE HOUR TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA!! (The real one)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And the winner is

DIXON CARTER LEE

For His Halloween Story

Is That a Bone in Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To Zombie?​

 

[LOAnnie2]

My god, are you seriously that much more starved for attention than every Reality show celeb combined? I mean damn, when someone like Snooki looks like they're trying to stay out of the limelight compared you to, it's got to be bad.

 

[sr71plt]

My god, are you seriously that much more starved for attention than every Reality show celeb combined? I mean damn, when someone like Snooki looks like they're trying to stay out of the limelight compared you to, it's got to be bad.

I take it parody, sarcasm, and irony aren't in your dictionary?

 

[LOAnnie2]

Creating a bunch of alts, publishing stories under all of them, responding to threads on all of them goes far beyond parody, sarcasm and irony. That's reaching madness, delusion, and desperation category.


Constantly replying to ones self in many different guises is basically like masturbation and saying that doing it with the left hand is like a whole different person than doing it with the right.

 

[sr71plt]

Sorry, LOAnnie. This thread is a parody of the Scouries thread. To do a good parody of Scouries, you have to do all of those things that DCL is doing on this thread. Sorry that this is going over your head. You are hyperventilating needlessly.

It's sort of wasting your time even to be so concerned about Scouries.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Creating a bunch of alts, publishing stories under all of them, responding to threads on all of them goes far beyond parody, sarcasm and irony. That's reaching madness, delusion, and desperation category.

Yes. It is. And it's a good thing I'M NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANY OF THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A PARODY THREAD.

LOL

 

[LOAnnie2]

Okay, now don't I feel foolish--considering that I see scouries do this all the time, I figured it was just another scouries alt. Though now that I see the nearly 45k posts, it would be kinda silly to play it out for that long.

 

[Guest]

another banana boy ALT put on ignore...

this is dixie lee… before he got writers block he…

this is dixie’s ex girlfriend before she got the hots for jrs esq.

this is dixie on viagara… unfortunately it only makes his nose stand up…

this is dixie when she’s heavystick (45,000 posts here)

and this my dear is my boss, james r scouries

He’s LITEROTICA’S #1 Author… and #1 THREADMASTER…

now Lil low annie why don'tyou run off home and leave the adullts...
​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[LOAnnie2]

Wait, now I'm even more confused--James, a guy, is actually a headless, legless, armless female torso? With so many important body parts missing (hands, brain, etc), no wonder he needs all the attention he can get.

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries. He wants to help the readers and writers of this site but all he does is confuse them and now we have answer why. He has no head, arms, or legs.

But then again the AV is just one other thing he has stolen so it doesn't matter. It ain't him anyway. Just one more lie in a whole long list of lies.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wait, now I'm even more confused--James, a guy, is actually a headless, legless, armless female torso? With so many important body parts missing (hands, brain, etc), no wonder he needs all the attention he can get.

He's like a Griffin. A douchey little Griffin.

 

[Guest]

“OMG, Look Jerome, now he’s painted his little dumbbell silver.”

“He thinks a SILVER dumbbell is classier.”

“Than what?”

“At least he’s trying hon.” …

http://www.baby-memory-books.com/v/vspfiles/photos/EB-14780-1.jpg

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/th_fakecontest.jpg ​

 

[Guest]

"Stop that Jerome, make it bigger."

"You like everything big don't you Gwen?"

"That's much better.... I just love it when you make it big like that..."

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/fakecontest.jpg​