Confusion is good for the soul

[riff]

And you are my species.

You mean, you got a black eye this weekend too? Ouch! I was carrying some shit up the stairs and I slipped and hit the ground naked.

Shit- I gotta black eye and not even a sexy story to tell about it.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

The last time I had a black eye was when I went ice skating up north about 10 years ago. I hadn't been ice skating in probably 20 years before that, and forgot that you weren't supposed to stop by falling down on your face.

I did stub my toe last night, however.

 

[riff]

It's a good thing that everyone is accustomed to my wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Yes, and it is a good thing everyone is accustomed to me not wearing shoes.

 

[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I have average sized feet but my toes are big. I've always had issues with shoes. I've dislocated my toes so many times that they sort of pop in and out of joint at random now. It's a good party trick.

And, remember: if anybody asks, you earned the extra credit.

 

[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

And you know what they say about the size of a woman's foot, don't you?

 

[lavender]

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I always thought I'd give good toe. My toes are practically prehensile. I have feet and toes like a fucking monkey. Except for the popping out of joint thing, it might be enjoyable.

 

[lavender]

 

[Ginny]

oh great....now I've got a lil replica of St. Louis Cathedral glued to your crotch....pubes surrounding it.....and i'm thinking.....<nodding>....well besides the fact i have had sex in Jackson Square.....so that gets me hot......but.......those two side steeples.....butt action....pokey, pointy reaming......


okay i'm deleting that other cock had in my mind for you.....regardless of what you say, Dr. Hamlet.....you are Cathedral Cock.....forever more.....i might just call you Louie though.....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

It can be our experiment of the day. Drive the 5 hours and we'll test out those toes. We'll report back to the board fully as soon as it is convenient.

What good would driving to Shreveport do me? I don't think riff would be interested in my toes. He's already seen 'em anyway.

And, Ginny, besides the fact that I'm tres envious of your having had sex in Jackson Square, I think if Li'l Louie had a couple of extra spires on him, I'd be in a different line of work.

 

[TheDR4KE]

we can still play the "your the teacher I'm the naughty coed" right?

cause that's my favorite.

It's "you're", not "your". You should know better!

My office for a spanking in 5 minutes.

Quack

the D

 

[riff]

I don't want no West Nile Virus up here. You stay down there.

 

[red_rose]

My coffee pot sucks my cock every morning.

Damn, it took me too long to notice this thread!

 

[perks]

It's "you're", not "your". You should know better!

My office for a spanking in 5 minutes.

Quack

the D

you'd think another teacher would catch that, but noooooooooo!

and I've been in your office for like a half hour now, and my skirt is up around my waist. What more does a girl have to do? Wait don't tell me, I learned this.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm so confused.

 

[celiaKitten]

I have a coffee machine that’ll do just about everything except suck my dick. If it came with a blowjob-giving attachment, I’d probably never leave the house.

I now have this image of a guy stirring his coffee with his dick.


It's not a great image.

 

[Ginny]

And, Ginny, besides the fact that I'm tres envious of your having had sex in Jackson Square, I think if Li'l Louie had a couple of extra spires on him, I'd be in a different line of work.

http://louisianaphotos.com/New%20Orleans/St.%20Louis%20Cathedral.jpg

you're right....you'd have a handy buttplug, pussy pounder and belly button tickler all in one.....you could prolly join Barnum & Bailey's Sex Freak Circus Circuit or you could go on tour with Puppetry of The Penis.....wonder if all three penises would squirt....or just the main steeple.....hmmmmm......

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Re: Re: Confusion is good for the soul

I now have this image of a guy stirring his coffee with his dick.


It's not a great image.

You don't take cream with your coffee?

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Confusion is good for the soul

I now have this image of a guy stirring his coffee with his dick.


It's not a great image.

Hmmm, I do need to mix a little more honey into my chai. Hammy?

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Re: Re: Confusion is good for the soul

You don't take cream with your coffee?

I take some coffee with my cream and sugar, yeah .. I don't think the creamer you're referring to would really be to my taste in coffee

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Sweet 'n' Low.

As Salvador Dali once said, "I don't need drugs. I am drugs."

 

[celiaKitten]

Sweet 'n' Low.

As Salvador Dali once said, "I don't need drugs. I am drugs."

Evil stuff, artificial sweeteners. *she says, reaching for her morning Mountain Dew*

Uhm .. drugs? Caffine, nicotine .. ringing bells here?