Confession time

Ummm, playing at Lit :). No really, I've got all my work done for tomorrow, not tired enough for bed. It's either play here or watch SportsCenter.
 
Nothing at all, the kids are in bed, pets are fed, house is clean, and my husband is at work. I am done until 6:15 tomorrow morning.
 
what should i be doing right now.?

I should be working on the six stories i started about six weeks ago. I have one first draft almost finished. I should be looking for an editor. My biggest trouble is that i'm chicken. After reading the great stories you guy's and gal's have turned out...I'm chicken..
 
Waxing my eyebrows. lol
And no, Nitelight, mine is not a sexy answer either.
 
Working on stories that came back from the editors a long time ago, but just can't seem to get motivated.
 
Cheri said:
Waxing my eyebrows. lol
And no, Nitelight, mine is not a sexy answer either.

Nibbling your neck--eye contact--cheek cuping--tongue exercising--slightly tugging your hair--adjusting the remote.

The dogs are out Cheri. Let's play.

BR
 
Tell that to the IRS, Never. ;)

I think I may have the strangest "should be" on the board right now. Tomorrow afternoon, as an introductory teaching session to my OBGYN rotation, I have a training session at school in which female instructors are paid to take off their clothes and teach us lowly 3rd year medical students the techniques of breast and pelvic exams. I've read the assigned materials, but I should probably go over it all again to make sure I know the fornix from the introitus.

This is gonna be weird. My first time as a professional. ;)

[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 01-07-2001 at 10:47 PM]
 
I should be revising my stories or they will never get published. Procrastination is a cruel mistress.
 
I should be prepping some stories for publication... oh KM, dear, where are you? I need you to edit!
 
Oliver's Big Debut

I think Oliver wins, if this is a contest.
Um...good luck with that ? I wonder if it'll make the home game less fun or more ;)
 
Either working on my story or sleeping, but this damn place keeps me way too occupied (nope not complaing).

So it's off shortly to get this body of mine some much needed sleep.
 
List of things I COULD be doing:

1.Laundry (but Never isn't here to help)

2.Woking on my 10x12 beaded cross-stitch of the most enchanting fairie I have ever seen. (I can't quit looking at her picture long enough to actually start it)

3.Going to Sears and buying myself the $75.00 pair of knee high brown leather boots that I have been looking for for 6 months. (I just can't get over the fact that SEARS of all places had them!)

4.Painting my daughter's room (nahhh)

5.Go through the pile of papers my husband cleaned off the desk last night...which would lead to...

6. shredding.

7.go to the gym.

8.climb back into my bed, which I am addicted to.


that about wraps it up......I think I'll stay on here though so that work can't call & ask me to come in.
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
I have a training session at school in which female instructors are paid to take off their clothes and teach us lowly 3rd year medical students the techniques of breast and pelvic exams. This is gonna be weird. My first time as a professional. ;)
I read an article by one of those women who subject themselves to pelvic exams by medical students. They have learned their own bodies so well they really can train you on what you are touching/feeling using correct medical terms. I was impressed, and glad that such brave women exist. I can't imagine taking that job myself much less then explaining "what I do" at a cocktail party. :)

So, Ollie. Don't forget to come back to tell us how your day went today!

p.s. I should be at work right now but I'm playing hookie and staying home sick. Which I still am.
 
1) Looking for a job

2) Putting on clothes

3) Wishing I were Dr. Clozoff

4) Going through the pile of unpaid bills and unread mail on my bookcase

5) Writing

6) Did I mention that I want to be Dr. Clozoff when I grow up?

Oh, well. I think after a cursory effort at #'s 1 and 4, I will put some Patrick O'hearn on the CD player and settle in with #5. Of course, I don't know how much I can write coherently about breast and pelvic exams, but I'll try.

I'll be around if anyone wants to talk. :)
 
I am proscranating big time..

I should be writing my SRP posts, do the dishes and the list goes on.
 
I should be making dinner, but here I sit catching up on the threads from the past day........gotta get my fix of BB tonight.......
 
IF anyone says "Scoot to the edge of the table"...

Olly you sexy thang, weren't you going to give me a pelvic exam by candle light while sipping some champagne and listening to Barry White? Now I find you aren't even qualified! What's a girl to think? Hey, I'm easy but not that easy...
Hey Chuckus, how about me cooking you dinner? Care for a spanish dog and a tall frosty one?
 
I'm supposed to be putting together a proposal. For a job I really want to do. I don't know what the problem is. I hope this passes in the next hour or so. Or I'm SCREWED. Or at least this won't look as good as I want it to.
 
Getting on the shower to get ready for work.
Now why don't I want to leave?
 
Risia: I'm not sure this was a "who has the most significant procrastination contest", but if it was, I'm ready to accept my prize. *bowing head for my slacker garland*

Cheyenne: the teaching session really was quite remarkable. My instructor was a middle-aged nurse who was rather plain-looking physically, but she had a marvelous ease with her body. It was as if I were looking at her tonsils, not her cervix. I'm also glad that such brave women exist. I don't think I could do the male equivalent, but I'm sooo glad she was there to let me "learn on her" so I'm more comfortable with real patients.

Gaucho: Amigo, maybe we should switch identities for a few days. Some days I want to be a man of luxury writing all morning. Oh wait, I did the writing part this morning. I just need some luxury.

Cheri: Ah, my cherie amour, pretty as a summer's day (cheesy enough fer ya?), I may not have been qualified back then but I am now. And anyway, I never planned on giving you a "by the book" pelvic. In fact, I don't even own a speculum. What's say we skip all that tedious stuff the doc usually does and get on with the Barry White-sanctioned luv-makin'?
 
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