Confession #7562!

[Ravenloft]

I'm not really Ravenloft... I'm actually BILL GATES!!!
Fuck me!!!

 

[Expertise]

Papa?

Papa.... its me Expertise.

Why haven't you returned my calls. Your assistant kept saying you were busy with "M.E." but I think you're trying to sweep me under the rug like ... like ... some bastard child. *SOB SNIFF*

Bill Gates great man ...... wait till I tell the world how, even with all your billions, you've neglected me.

20 Million will keep it out of the Enquirer ....FATHER

 

[Ravenloft]

The enquirer? Just a second...

*Chaching!*

okay... Go ahead, tell them! Muahahah!!!

 

[*Eve*]

I have a confession for you Ravenloft.....

I'm carrying our love child.

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh my god!!! But YOU told me I was on the pill!!! Er... Wait a second... FUCK!!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Ravenloft,

Stop imitatiing me I am Bill Gates.

 

[Siren]

ok Ravenloft I cant stand it anymore.....

 

[Ravenloft]

Shh, Bobtoad! You'll give away the evil alien plot to send an army of Bill Gates clones that will conquere the earth!!!

Aw... Now look what you went and made me do! Now our evil plan is ruined!

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am the Real Bill gates do what you wants with the clones as long as I get my 98% cut

 

[SimplySouthern]

A confession for Ravenloft

Bill Gates makes me horny.

Now you have that to contend with as well.

 

[Ravenloft]

98%?! Why not take the last two for christ sakes!!! You fucking blood sucker!!! Muahahah!!!


And southern... You sure its not the smell of green that infuses the mans VERY pours that turns you on?!

 

[SimplySouthern]

98%?! Why not take the last two for christ sakes!!! You fucking blood sucker!!! Muahahah!!!


And southern... You sure its not the smell of green that infuses the mans VERY pours that turns you on?!

Actually, it was a joke. To be so damn smart, the man has no common sense and that turns me off. Something tells me he would be as boring in bed as he seems on TV.

 

[Bobtoad777]

98%?! Why not take the last two for christ sakes!!! You fucking blood sucker!!! Muahahah!!!


And southern... You sure its not the smell of green that infuses the mans VERY pours that turns you on?!

Well I am bill gates ANd want to have a monopoly on everything but I figured I would let you have the 2% for a tax rideoff

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh Billy boy... You are the wellspring from which all human kindness flows!

 

[Bobtoad777]

How do you think i got to where I am now if i wasn't soi good and kind to everyone?

 

[Ravenloft]

Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chk! Gurgle! Croak!
*Choaking on my own tongue, I laughed so hard!*