Condoms

[parodyluvr75]

You heard the mod, nel, start post'em. You don't want to make extra work for her.

 

[CandiCame]

I thought you liked them 'cause you trust your dog no to bite your pee-pee?

That little fucker is whining over a doughnut right now. That's exactly what he does when he smells bacon. Whines.

But I still don't like the condoms. It takes a more rousing endorsement then, "Won't get your dick bitten off" to make me want them. There's not really /any/ kind of condom that makes it more likely you'll get your dick bitten off.

 

[tactful]

And remember, if you smell rubber burning, you're going too fast.