Condoms

[Fly_On_Wall]

ummm.... haveing never seen one I obviously know nothing about them lol

so if you will... tell me what I need to know

Types what are they what's the differance.
brands do they matter?

Lamest question...... How do you use them (no not how do you put them on, how do you use them)

anything esle I should know just tell

and before the first flamer comes I have a message for them all...

Fuck you.

 

[Spinaroonie]

You slip it over your glasses and becoem and R&B sensation over night...

Or you pinch the tip and roll it down your cock making sure there's no air in it.

Some day I hope to use one! (pair of glasses with a condom over it that is. My glasses don't have any. They are virgins)

 

[BustyTheClown]

You've never seen a condom before? Curse the health course at your high school. Sex ed should have covered that.

There are lots of different brands (Trojan, Durex are two I'm most aware of), and they all have different styles. Most, if not all, are lubricated. Some have spermicide, some don't. Some have ribs running horizontally around the base for the woman's pleasure. Some have ingredients that heat up during sex, caused by the friction. Some are even flavored. Fortunately for your sake no one can tell you what kind will be best for you -- you just have to try them out and see!

I'm not sure I understand your "How do you use them" question if you don't mean how to put them on... Maybe phrase it a different way?

Try going to the Trojan website .

 

[Ice Cold]

Well it depends on the type of condom. I mean they are designed to assist with safe sex... some have a resevoir end to catch fluids, some come with lubricant to assist with penetration, others have a spermicidal lubricant to also help stop pregnancies.

Condoms come is a variety also, depending if you want them ribbed for her pleasure. They also have different thinkness, this can add or takeaway from the feeling the woman feels. Some are very thin, others less so.

Only time I ever use them is during sex, right before we are about to engage in actual intercouse. Though now some companies actually make flavored ones. In the end it all depends on ones personal preferences.

 

[Quint]

If you ever use 'em for their designed purposes, as in no-pregnant-female, ALWAYS get the kind that has spermicide. Lubricated ones are good too, 'cept they're slimy and that can kind of ruin the mood. Basically...put her on the pill. Condoms suck.

 

[Wiggles]

Trojan's a good brand. Get 'ribbed for her pleasure', or one with spermicide. I've also seen advertising out for a new sort with lube to help prevent pre-ejaculation.

Get yourself a bannana, pull the condom out of the package (go buy at least a three pack Fly!) and roll it down. It only rolls one way, you'll figure it out. Then, when it's nice and snug, grasp the closed off end, and pull it up about an inch, this is where all that yummy cum goes so it doesn't squeeze out the open end.

To use them, you simply stick your doohingy in her cha-cha. Thrust. Repeat as neccesary. When you've blown your load calmly walk into the bathroom, deposit in toilet, and flush. This step is very important if you have little kitties that like to play in the toilet bowl!

Get a new one every time you have sex. Don't use an old one, or one that's been exposed to sunlight. Don't use the glow in the dark ones. If you're allergic to latex, they have special brands made of sheep intestines(?) just for you.

And finally, wearing two won't give you any added protection. Sorry.

 

[MechaBlade]

Wow, this shocked me. But nevermind that.

When getting condoms, the main thing you want to be sure of is that they are latex (unless by chance you're allergic) because I believe they still make some out of like sheepskin, and those are about as effective as a car made out of cardboard.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Then, when it's nice and snug, grasp the closed off end, and pull it up about an inch, this is where all that yummy cum goes so it doesn't squeeze out the open end.

No no no, don't pull on the tip of the condom after it's already on to get space in the tip -- you need to pinch the tip before you roll it down, even if it already has a reservoir "built in." Give yourselves room for a bit of slippage or tightening during sex, just in case. Otherwise, if you tamper with it when it's already on, the condom is strained and is more likely to break during intercourse. Maybe it works your way, but I was told not to, and I'd rather be safe than sorry.

 

[Wiggles]

No no no, don't pull on the tip of the condom after it's already on to get space in the tip -- you need to pinch the tip before you roll it down, even if it already has a reservoir "built in." Give yourselves room for a bit of slippage or tightening during sex, just in case. Otherwise, if you tamper with it when it's already on, the condom is strained and is more likely to break during intercourse. Maybe it works your way, but I was told not to, and I'd rather be safe than sorry.

Aw thanks Busty. That's the way bf does it. I'll let him know.

We don't need any Wiglet's running about!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

okay lets get this out of the way I didn't ask how to put them on.

and why is most everyone who answered a girl? you think guys would have more to say lol.

when I ment how to use I ment are there any things you have to do or have to avoid.. Wiggles said somthing about sunlight. that's the kind of things I ment.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'd avoid pins, needles, and laser beams.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

SD your helping a whole hell of a fucking lot

 

[BustyTheClown]

okay lets get this out of the way I didn't ask how to put them on.

and why is most everyone who answered a girl? you think guys would have more to say lol.

when I ment how to use I ment are there any things you have to do or have to avoid.. Wiggles said somthing about sunlight. that's the kind of things I ment.

Ahh, well the package should tell you the warnings you need to know. Sunlight and extreme heat (and cold?) are things you should avoid prolonging condoms to for long periods of time. For instance, don't keep them in your glovebox for two years and expect them to still be useable. Pay attention to the expiration date on each individual packet.

Have you looked at the Trojan website I posted for you? Many of your questions should be answered there. The warnings, etc., that you seem to be looking for are rather across-the-board regarding brands, I think, so what applies to Trojans should pretty much apply to others. But always read labels for new/different information, just in case.

 

[pondman]

okay lets get this out of the way I didn't ask how to put them on.

and why is most everyone who answered a girl? you think guys would have more to say lol.

when I ment how to use I ment are there any things you have to do or have to avoid.. Wiggles said somthing about sunlight. that's the kind of things I ment.

don't ever use petrolium based lubricant with latex condoms. the flavored one are for oral intercourse. latex is the only one that will give you some protection against HIV or other STD's, and never carry them in your wallet or store them in a heated area because latex will break down and become brittle.

 

[coolr]

how can you have 5.6k posts and never seen a condom??

 

[badasschick]

see my post on theprevious thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1582718#post1582718

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

how can you have 5.6k posts and never seen a condom??

cool I didn't know I had 5.6k posts....

kick ass

Easily I don't use condoms to post to the BBS

 

[YogiBare]

Fly, here are some additional suggestions.

One of the most important thing to take into account is that your penis will begin to lose both size and hardness after you cum. It's important to pull out of the woman soon after you ejaculate so that the fluid doesn't seep out of the condom at the open end. Also use your fingers to hold the end of the condom to your abdomen as you withdraw. This prevents your leaving the condom in her vagina when you pull out.

I also wouldn't advise flushing the used condom down the toilet. You're not supposed to put anything in there that isn't biodegradable. I always have rolled it up in toilet paper or kleenex and put it in the trash.

Never reuse a condom after you have ejaculated, even if your penis has remained hard and you want to go again.

Enjoy!

 

[DevilBoy79]

Trojan, lifestyles, Durex are all good ones that i have tried, read the boxes to see which you want to give a go,

 

[La Principessa]

see my post on theprevious thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1582718#post1582718

badasschick....all I can say is brava!! That was the most comprehensive, concise and thorough essay on condoms I have seen in a very long time!! And let's not for get the other show of condoms size and strength capacity....the old "filling the condom with a gallon of water" trick!! *applause

 

[lilfrk]

latex is the only one that will give you some protection against HIV or other STD's

That's not true. There is a poly-vinly type that is made for people with latex allergies to protect them from HIV and the other STD's. They are more expensive but I'd say they are worth it.

In a minute I'll find a link for them and post it.

edited to add this link

http://www.condomscanada.com/nonlatex.html

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Some excellent advice has been posted...

The one thing I remember about condoms is not to add any sort of lubricant that is not suppose to be there ... like baby oil , vaseline , and other lubricants of that sort ...

In one of my biology classes our professor had a condom & he blew it up like a ballon & added a drop of baby oil - in like 10 seconds its started to melt like it was burning. I think we were discussing STD'S that day....

But any ways if you are going to use lubricants stick to such things as Astro glide and KY jelly.

Durex is a good brand...

 

[Silverluna]

Hon, Don't feel too bad...I hadn't seen one before until I sneaked out one and a stupid inclosed packet on them....(you cant just have the condom...they make you have this bright green paper showing you how you use it...)
I had heard all the good advice....don't do this...do this ..NEVER do this...ect...but I still wanted to see one..LoL call it morbid curiosity...so I blew it up...and pulled it apart...
Yeah ok I'm weird....*ducks out of the thread now*