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Betticus

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You don't have to advertise it, you aren't always using it but....it's always right there and when you need it you can whip that baby out and start taking hostages.

I like that movie scene from Boondock Saints where the old guy, the father is standing outside the house smoking his cigar. Opens up the coat and there is the arsenal.

Which brings me to my latest drama, I had this chick friend. Not a very close friend but she got into some financial trouble and needed a place to stay as she was sleeping in her car. I told her that she could use my spare bedroom temporarily until she saved up enough to make a deposit and rent herself an apartment.

Pretty nice of me huh?

It doesn't take long when someone stays with you for them to figure out that you aren't vanilla. My other roomie Whitney for example has floggers and restraints hanging on her wall like some kind of deviant art and I have a copy of Different Loving sitting on top of my bookshelf right in the den. She had asked me about it and I explained bdsm a bit to her and d/s. She even borrowed that book since she was interested.

Now, the drama part. She comes in last week at 2:44 a.m. so drunk she can't stand up dragging some guy in with her that she met in the bar and fucks the guy. I have to wake up at 5:00 a.m. for work so you can guess which version of betticus ends up dealing with this. To make it short, he isn't in my house for very long and she makes it easy by saying that she's going to move out. I accept that as I was only going to kick her out anyway but I figure less drama is better as it's happening anyway.

The drama doesn't happen until later. About three days later Whitney lets me know that this chick has been going to every place I frequent telling everyone that she and I know that I am into bdsm, d/s and am kinky in general as well as that I kicked her out because I was jealous and wanted her. It's something you only thing of going on in grade school really but she was embarrassed and is trying to find a way to get me back I suppose. It's annoying but not too bad as I've never hidden my sexuality or personality so it's not like she's outing me or causing any real damage. I go to the club the other evening and she sees me and actually grabs her purse and runs out. Everyone else is kind of nervous but I'm chatting with them like nothing happens so it calms right down and everything is okay.

This is the gift that keeps on giving though and on Sunday evening I'm in my fav club relaxing with the roomies (Whitney is engaged to a good friend) when I start getting more and more attention from the girls and just to put the cherry on top of the sundae the girl who has been trying to trash my rep, her best friend is giving me the deer in the headlight fuck me eyes. Now, that has some possibilities as vengeance is lovely and the girl is very cute. Also, one of my guy friends pulls me aside and tells me he's submissive and has never known anyone that he could talk to about it.

Must be bad karma on her part.

Okay, flame away everyone.
 
..... I shouldn't drink with people that shouldn't know that we're kinky. It's been determined that I have no tact and when I'm drinking I'm in the negative tact zone. I can't just hint around or use euphamisms (baaad spelling issues too) I just blurt everything I think. If a synapse fires in my brain and I'm drunk EVERYONE in the area gets to hear about it.

Sounds like she's got bad karma.
 
I'm almost tempted to seduce her best friend but I don't know if I want to put that kind of energy into someone I wouldn't keep.
 
Betticus said:
I'm almost tempted to seduce her best friend but I don't know if I want to put that kind of energy into someone I wouldn't keep.

I wouldn't. Wouldn't be worth it, especially if you believe in karma.
 
brioche said:
I wouldn't. Wouldn't be worth it, especially if you believe in karma.

Good point. I'll just tease her the tiniest bit. I can't keep from flirting though so that's a gimme.
 
Betticus said:
Good point. I'll just tease her the tiniest bit. I can't keep from flirting though so that's a gimme.

Oh yeah. Keep her all flustered.
 
brioche said:
Oh yeah. Keep her all flustered.

So tell me, if I were to tie you down to my bed but leave one of your hands free would you be naughty during your spanking and try to protect your bottom? If I put your free hand on my cock and told you that you were not to let it go during your spanking, until I give you permission would that be a bit flustering?
 
Betticus said:
So tell me, if I were to tie you down to my bed but leave one of your hands free would you be naughty during your spanking and try to protect your bottom? If I put your free hand on my cock and told you that you were not to let it go during your spanking, until I give you permission would that be a bit flustering?

Would I try to protect my bottom? Well, since in my experience all that got me was more grief, no. But yes, I think I can safely say that having my hand holding your cock through a spanking would fluster me greatly, and if we had a blushing smilie I'd be using it now! I'm flustered just thinking about it! :devil:
 
brioche said:
Would I try to protect my bottom? Well, since in my experience all that got me was more grief, no. But yes, I think I can safely say that having my hand holding your cock through a spanking would fluster me greatly, and if we had a blushing smilie I'd be using it now! I'm flustered just thinking about it! :devil:

Well, now that I'm in a dirty state of mind and I have to strip down naked and take a steaming hot shower, lather myself down with soap and put lotion on myself I'll be thinking about that. And thats not a good thing since I have to leave for work in thirty minutes. Do you know how tough it is to wash a hard cock when you don't have time to....

never mind..
 
Betticus said:
Well, now that I'm in a dirty state of mind and I have to strip down naked and take a steaming hot shower, lather myself down with soap and put lotion on myself I'll be thinking about that. And thats not a good thing since I have to leave for work in thirty minutes. Do you know how tough it is to wash a hard cock when you don't have time to....

never mind..

Arrgh! That's it! I'm leaving now, because the thought of you in a hot steamy shower is quite enough! You are evil! I'm supposed to be relaxing today!

Yeah, it is tough to wash a hard cock. Too bad you don't have someone there in that shower to take care of that for you, huh?

Have fun at work...
 
brioche said:
Arrgh! That's it! I'm leaving now, because the thought of you in a hot steamy shower is quite enough! You are evil! I'm supposed to be relaxing today!

Yeah, it is tough to wash a hard cock. Too bad you don't have someone there in that shower to take care of that for you, huh?

Have fun at work...

Hahahah..... Good night girl!
 
sounds like that chick has major issues .. hehe .. and i wouldn't be surprised if her friend had issues too. girls can be so fucked like that, hehe. and i say that as lightly as i can being female myself. but fuck, sometimes i hang my head in shame, when i hear about another one of my gender doing something as childish as that.

and considering it all pretty much worked out to your benifit, she must be even more burnt. bwhaha. silly little wench. bit the hand that fed her and now she has nothing. sweetest revenge ... watching her wither. *laughs evilly*
 
WOW...sounds like she does have major issues :eek: ...a very childish and rude game that she played but it sounds as though it all worked out for you and her actions came back to "smack" her in the ass...sweet revenge :cathappy:
 
All I can say is "Wow!" She has some major issues.

I go with the fluster and keep her best friend on edge. :devil:
 
I'm thinking now that the whole thing isn't worth wasting any more time over. I have more important things to do like going and getting lunch. :)
 
Betticus said:
So tell me, if I were to tie you down to my bed but leave one of your hands free would you be naughty during your spanking and try to protect your bottom? If I put your free hand on my cock and told you that you were not to let it go during your spanking, until I give you permission would that be a bit flustering?

Hm. Their are other things a naughty hand can do during a spanking, ya know.
 
Betticus said:
So tell me, if I were to tie you down to my bed but leave one of your hands free would you be naughty during your spanking and try to protect your bottom? If I put your free hand on my cock and told you that you were not to let it go during your spanking, until I give you permission would that be a bit flustering?

protect the bottom with a hand...oh no WAY!!!

as for flustering...hehehe...yes i think that would work very well!!
 
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