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In what can only be considered a headline from The Onion, the newly appointed cybersecurity adviser to the con artist failed to remember the passcode to their iPhone. Not once. Not twice. Not thrice. Not four times. No, this genius could not remember their passcode after ten tries. Or more.
So what does a cybersecurity adviser to a so-called president do to remedy this situation? Take it to the Genius Bar, of course! Yes, our esteemed colleague took their government iPhone, with who knows how many juicy details of crimes yet to be revealed, to a place without any security whatsoever rather than an in-house IT department whose people have, supposedly, been vetted for security.
One news outlet was provided a photo of the service ticket:
“Very sloppy,” one of those people, a former Apple employee, said. “Trump had just named him as an informal adviser on cybersecurity and here, he couldn’t even master the fundamentals of securing your own device.”
That vast conspiracy against the Russian agent we hear so much about has nothing on the quality of people the con artist hires to run the country into the ground, just like his businesses.
Oh, one other thing (he says, turning around slowly in typical Columbo fashion). The name of this adviser wouldn't happen to be Rudy Giuliani, would it?
Yes! How did you know? In 2017, after being given the honorific title of cybersecurity adviser to the president, Lying Rudy could not remember the passcode to his phone containing government work and took it to an Apple Genius Bar.
How great is that? Nothing says qualifications to your position of securing information than forgetting your own passcode and having some random stranger unlock your phone.
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/468367-giuliani-asked-apple-genius-to-help-unlock-phone-after-being
So what does a cybersecurity adviser to a so-called president do to remedy this situation? Take it to the Genius Bar, of course! Yes, our esteemed colleague took their government iPhone, with who knows how many juicy details of crimes yet to be revealed, to a place without any security whatsoever rather than an in-house IT department whose people have, supposedly, been vetted for security.
One news outlet was provided a photo of the service ticket:
“Customer came in with an iPhone that had a forgotten passcode and the phone had been disabled,” the ticket, dated Feb. 7, 2017, reads.
“Very sloppy,” one of those people, a former Apple employee, said. “Trump had just named him as an informal adviser on cybersecurity and here, he couldn’t even master the fundamentals of securing your own device.”
That vast conspiracy against the Russian agent we hear so much about has nothing on the quality of people the con artist hires to run the country into the ground, just like his businesses.
Oh, one other thing (he says, turning around slowly in typical Columbo fashion). The name of this adviser wouldn't happen to be Rudy Giuliani, would it?
Yes! How did you know? In 2017, after being given the honorific title of cybersecurity adviser to the president, Lying Rudy could not remember the passcode to his phone containing government work and took it to an Apple Genius Bar.
How great is that? Nothing says qualifications to your position of securing information than forgetting your own passcode and having some random stranger unlock your phone.
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/468367-giuliani-asked-apple-genius-to-help-unlock-phone-after-being
