computers are female

[pabloback]

computers are female , think about it , they can multitask, men are fascinated by them and spend hours looking at them, they crash a lot and no matter how nicely you treat them , they will not talk to you for no apparant reason [error message]

 

[koalabear]

But they can't wear all those shoes..........

 

[Siren]

And they cant suck your dick

 

[Weird Harold]

and they cant nag ya........

You obviously don't have taskmanager turned on or Billminder loaded.

 

[SexuallyGifted]

NO PMS......

 

[sexy-girl]

NO PMS......

mine wants a virus scan every month

 

[koalabear]

mine wants a virus scan every month

Your lucky.......mine wants it daily.

 

[pabloback]

Your lucky.......mine wants it daily.

virus huh , mine got infected by another computer , it talks to any old computer

 

[Wiggles]

My bf spends Hours with our computer. Now I know whats *really* been going on. Thanks for the heads up Pablo.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I have yet to meet the woman who goes down on me as often as my computer goes down... ...give this machine lips and it would be perfect.

 

[Krankar]

Damn Right They're Female!

fr that reason, I keep mine barefoot and pregnant! (or whatever the equivalent might be...)

I've never let her out of the house, or let anyone stick a cable or phone plug in her!

She's MINE!!!

 

[pabloback]

every time you want to see some porn , that on screen message keeps flashing up , warning this programme has performed an illegal proceedure
bastard bitch computer