Completely Unseasonable Demands

[cg_allstar]

Step right up and make your completely unseasonable demands in this thread. I figure, it can never hurt to ask.

I'll go first.

I demand that the people who sell Christmas trees in December also sell some sort of summer foliage as well.

Ahh. I feel better.


This very weak parody thread has been brought to you by the letter rum and the number coke.

 

[MissTaken]

I want to go sunbathing.

I demand they open the beaches and plow the snow from them!

 

[Guest]

Can I have some fresh local strawberries, please?

 

[bknight2602]

Can I have some fresh local strawberries, please?

I assume that hot house varieties would not fit this request?

 

[claude_moveml]

I want to see a fight between Jesus and Santa, to the death (again in the case of Jesus (the cheating bastard)).

 

[Starfish]

I am tired of the same old spices. I demand the creation of a new spice in which I can season all things univer-silly, even ice cream.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am tired of the same old spices. I demand the creation of a new spice in which I can season all things univer-silly, even ice cream.

Can you say salt? I knew ya could.

 

[someplace]

Can you say salt? I knew ya could.

 

[RawHumor]

I want to see a fight between Jesus and Santa, to the death (again in the case of Jesus (the cheating bastard)).

LOL Okay, that one made me laugh.

I want to see women walking around outside in bikinis.


Yeah, like you didn't see that one coming from me.