Complete BS

[Leigh81]

We can still be friends

L

 

[lakesailer_mi]

your (fill in the name of your beloved one) is in a better place now.

everything happens for a reason

I'm sorry for your loss....

I hate that last one especially.
and

"It's all part of God's plan"

 

[LadyJS]

Words can't hurt you.

 

[LiamHDunn]

Time heals all wounds,

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Size doesn't matter.

It's not what it looks like.

If some is good more is better.

 

[Mrtenant]

Its all good

 

[BaldAndHorny]

Trust me

 

[LiamHDunn]

What's that old line... Oh, yeah, "I'm from the government, I'm here to help."

 

[angelofthenorth]

It tastes like chicken

 

[Hornblende]

We're all in this together

 

[angelofthenorth]

The cheque is in the post

 

[Leigh81]

Size doesn't matter

L

 

[ydahecnot]

“We wish you luck in your future endeavors.”

 

[ericrodman101]

The meek shall inherit the earth.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’ll only stick the head in.

 

[ericrodman101]

The test was clear

 

[AveryElle]

We survived Nixon, we can survive Trump.

 

[TongueLust]

I just want you to be happy.

 

[Mrtenant]

Its really a weather balloon

 

[islandjoe2]

I'm sure he/she is a really nice person, but...

 

[Mrtenant]

Its just a coincidence

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

This will hurt me a lot more than it will hurt you!

 

[LinusRules]

She's not much to look at but the engine is solid
http://unbounce.com/photos/The-Secrets-of-Selling-Like-a-Skeazy-Slimy-Used-Car-Salesman.jpg

 

[Hornblende]

Fake News

 

[LadyJS]

I'll call you tomorrow.