Company needed....lol

[Country_Lass]

So I don't work today and I'm already bored out of my mind. Any one wanna keep me company???

PMS please.

 

[IhateClowns]

PMS please?

Ok I don't know much about the heavy flow cycle of a lady since I am a fella. Whenever my wife has her "visitor" by visitor I mean period I jut try to stay away from her. You see the woman's hormones kinda of go beserk when her vagina starts to look like a hatchet wound.

The "visitor" comes approximately once a month and can last 3-7 days or so. The guys that hit the lottery have women who only have PM'S 3 days at a time. The rest of us just have to grin and bear it and buy lots golf Hagen Daz ice cream.

When it doubt don't ever get the cherry or strawberry ice cream. It too much resembles what is happening to thir agina at that very moment.

Hope this helps and breaks your boredom.

 

[Country_Lass]

Oh dear..*face palm* thats gold!

 

[lovemonster]

PMS please?

Ok I don't know much about the heavy flow cycle of a lady since I am a fella. Whenever my wife has her "visitor" by visitor I mean period I jut try to stay away from her. You see the woman's hormones kinda of go beserk when her vagina starts to look like a hatchet wound.

The "visitor" comes approximately once a month and can last 3-7 days or so. The guys that hit the lottery have women who only have PM'S 3 days at a time. The rest of us just have to grin and bear it and buy lots golf Hagen Daz ice cream.

When it doubt don't ever get the cherry or strawberry ice cream. It too much resembles what is happening to thir agina at that very moment.

Hope this helps and breaks your boredom.

Can I just say, I love you.

And I want to rump your bottom with a strap on

 

[mary_aranxia]

Well, Clowns might get some company out of your thread. :caning:

 

[IhateClowns]

Can I just say, I love you.

And I want to rump your bottom with a strap on

. Lol always gotta fck me in the end. I see how it is.

 

[Country_Lass]

lol yeah

 

[IhateClowns]

Well, Clowns might get some company out of your thread. :caning:

He has had 2 lovely ladies stop in so far. Maybe I can be his pussy pied piper

 

[mary_aranxia]

If you're bored why not come on to the word game threads and introduce yourself to everybody and play with us? :caning:

 

[Miles Long]

He has had 2 lovely ladies stop in so far. Maybe I can be his pussy pied piper

Before you go, tell me more about these bloody vaginas and the rabid nutjobs that have them!

*sits patiently but eagerly to listen, hanging on every word*

 

[IhateClowns]

If you're bored why not come on to the word game threads and introduce yourself to everybody and play with us? :caning:

I am not bored although l appreciate the offer. Maybe country Ladd might like to though

 

[Country_Lass]

I am not bored although l appreciate the offer. Maybe country Ladd might like to though

it Lass not ladd

 

[mary_aranxia]

You know where to find us! :caning:

 

[IhateClowns]

it Lass not ladd

I have big thumbs my apologies. Lass

 

[Country_Lass]

I have big thumbs my apologies. Lass

lol your forgiven

 

[lovemonster]

. Lol always gotta fck me in the end. I see how it is.

But it's done with love, sweetie

 

[IhateClowns]

Before you go, tell me more about these bloody vaginas and the rabid nutjobs that have them!

*sits patiently but eagerly to listen, hanging on every word*

Trying to get me in trouble. Just take heed to this warning.

Every time you have an overwhelming smell of dirty pennies hit your nostrils as you walk in the front door you damn well better have ice cream or Midol in your hand or it is going to be a long lonely night.

 

[Miles Long]

Trying to get my in trouble. Just take heed to this warning.

Every time you have an overwhelming smell of dirty pennies hit your nostrils as you walk in the front door you damn well better have ice cream or Midol in your hand or it is going to be a long lonely night.

*taking careful notes* dirty... pennies... ice cream... Got it, thanks!

 

[IhateClowns]

*taking careful notes* dirty... pennies... ice cream... Got it, thanks!

No problem an if she wants to hav sex while on it. Make sure the lights are off. Looks like a NCIS crime scene down there.

Also be aware that when the lifts are off and you see a string hanging down from the silhouette of her nude body, no matter how bad you want to. No matter how mug the urge. Under no circumstance do you pull that plug. Especially I you are underneath her. Ever seen that movie Carrie?

 

[Country_Lass]

.......o.o

 

[IhateClowns]

My apologies for the hijacking Ms. Lass. Good luck to the cure to your boredom.

 

[Country_Lass]

not at all this is amusing

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

I see this is going well!