Brandnewbuddy
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Office works its employees to the bone but what keeps everyone going is the yearly retreat. They always get to go the Bahamas or Jamaica, or Hawaii, there’s a shit ton of booze and the veterans know all the places to go if you wanna fuck or have your brains fucked out.
…and this year despite meeting if not excelling goals, the company is not doing the retreat. Oh they give excuses “due to concerns of increased terror activity” “our new green commitment” etc, but the truth is they either forgot or decided to look just a little bit better financially to raise the stock price.
Most they can do is toss a paltry bonus. Some employees quit outright, some start organizing a strike, but one manager decides she at least wants to let her small team know they are appreciated so she decides to throw a luau at her house. She does her best and gets all the booze she can so at least everyone will get a good buzz.
Her team does show up and after a few drinks, they admit they are planning on quitting but they do really appreciate her. Boss sighs, she kind of figured this was coming and asks if there’s anything she can do. One of her employees says the only thing her party is missing is an opportunity to get laid (of course leading to a pun of “leighed”) so if she can arrange that they’d consider staying.
Boss is buzzed too and figures, if everyone is quitting they may as well have a wild party so she strips down to a string bikini and says something to the effect of “well, here’s the opportunity, whether you can take advantage of it is another question.” Everybody then strips down, games are played and by the end of the night, everybody is fucking and sucking and boss ends the night exhausted, covered in sweat, and is glazed like a donut.
Next morning she is called in for an emergency meeting: the retreat is back on and the board decides to listen to the union’s demands (as they are already tied up in several controversies). So boss and her employees, who were already to leave the company are now on a flight completely sober remembering what they did while drunk
…and this year despite meeting if not excelling goals, the company is not doing the retreat. Oh they give excuses “due to concerns of increased terror activity” “our new green commitment” etc, but the truth is they either forgot or decided to look just a little bit better financially to raise the stock price.
Most they can do is toss a paltry bonus. Some employees quit outright, some start organizing a strike, but one manager decides she at least wants to let her small team know they are appreciated so she decides to throw a luau at her house. She does her best and gets all the booze she can so at least everyone will get a good buzz.
Her team does show up and after a few drinks, they admit they are planning on quitting but they do really appreciate her. Boss sighs, she kind of figured this was coming and asks if there’s anything she can do. One of her employees says the only thing her party is missing is an opportunity to get laid (of course leading to a pun of “leighed”) so if she can arrange that they’d consider staying.
Boss is buzzed too and figures, if everyone is quitting they may as well have a wild party so she strips down to a string bikini and says something to the effect of “well, here’s the opportunity, whether you can take advantage of it is another question.” Everybody then strips down, games are played and by the end of the night, everybody is fucking and sucking and boss ends the night exhausted, covered in sweat, and is glazed like a donut.
Next morning she is called in for an emergency meeting: the retreat is back on and the board decides to listen to the union’s demands (as they are already tied up in several controversies). So boss and her employees, who were already to leave the company are now on a flight completely sober remembering what they did while drunk
