Common Dom-isms

[Yang4yin]

1. It's good to be the Dom.

2. I didn't feel a thing.

3. Because I can.

4. That didn't hurt me a bit.

5. I didn't miss, you moved.

6. I'm the Dom, that's why.

7. "Fair" only applies if you see a ferris wheel.

8. I changed my mind (often followed by number 3).

9. This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship.

10. If I want your opinion, I'll tell you what it is.

11. File a complaint with the complaint department --

OR

12. Put your suggestion in the suggestion box (followed by pointing to the garbage can or toilet).

13. You must have mistaken me for someone who cares.

14. Do you want some cheese with that whine?

15. If I want any shit from you I’ll stick my cock in your ass.

16. Less talking, more sucking.

17. It's lonely at the top, but the view is great.

18. Trust Me!

19. Hold on. I think my "give a damn" is busted.

20. Got a problem with that? (complete with arched eyebrow)

21. I stopped listening after "but Master." I assumed you shut up then.


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[graceanne]

With the exception of a few (number 15 comes to mind) I've used almost all of those on my kids. Are you sure this isn't the common mom-isms?

Oh, and I use number 7 somewhat differently. I tell them that fair is a four letter 'f' word, and if I hear it again, someone's gonna be miserable.

Then I move on to number 14.

 

[shy slave]

Made me laugh, thanks for that Yang

Number 15, he hasn't used it in words but I have vivid memory of a time when 'action was louder than words'

They all sound very familar lol.

His favourite line is similar to number 1.
'Its good to be the King'

But when he says it, it is a mistake to call him Elvis

 

[myinnerslut]

A's favorite is deffinitly number 3

my father has used 14 on me since i was 6 or 7 years old

 

[kiten69]

*giggle*...I hear #20 quite often...

And like Gracie I've used quite a few of them on my kids.

 

[Yang4yin]

With the exception of a few (number 15 comes to mind) I've used almost all of those on my kids. Are you sure this isn't the common mom-isms?

A good mom has to be at least a bit of a Dommé.

 

[BiBunny]

I got a bit of a spin-off of #10 last night.

"If I want any lip from you, I'll peel it off my cock."

Asshole.

 

[Yang4yin]

I got a bit of a spin-off of #10 last night.

"If I want any lip from you, I'll peel it off my cock."

Asshole.

Oh! Good one!

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[graceanne]

A good mom has to be at least a bit of a Dommé.

Too true. Now were did I put that fucking whip?

 

[buxxxom]

Subscribe, cause these are great!

 

[FurryFury]

A good mom has to be at least a bit of a Dommé.

Or be able to fake it well.

It's a bit of a stretch for me but one must do what is right by one's kids.

Fury

 

[Yang4yin]

Too true. Now were did I put that fucking whip?

A paddle might cause you less trouble with the authorities.

 

[the captians wench]

Too true. Now were did I put that fucking whip?

wait...there's a fucking kind of whip?

where do I get one that'll fuck me too?

 

[subtleone]

Hehe, heard a few of them, but maybe in different guises.

 

[FurryFury]

wait...there's a fucking kind of whip?

where do I get one that'll fuck me too?

*turns whip around*

Meet what I like to call the "handle." *smiles*

The made me do that, you understand.

Fury

 

[shy slave]

I got a bit of a spin-off of #10 last night.

"If I want any lip from you, I'll peel it off my cock."

Asshole.

ROFL

 

[graceanne]

A paddle might cause you less trouble with the authorities.

Damn authorities. Always getting in the way of my fun. *pouts*

My mother in law was telling me I should tie my son to the fence. I told her I was pretty sure if I did that, that the next time CSD bugs me they won't apologize for it.