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Has anyone else gotten this type of comment to their stories.

09/09/13 By: Anonymous
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We get them every once in a while. You should delete it, according to the implicit agreement we all have with Literotica.
 
It's called Spam...it comes in a can and it tastes awful unless you fry it and add lots and lots of herbs and spices.
 
It's called Spam...it comes in a can and it tastes awful unless you fry it and add lots and lots of herbs and spices.

Liar! SPAM is great stuff. I eat it right outta the can at room temperature. If they electrocuted me tomorrow my last meal would include SPAM with sardines, prunes, boiled eggs, and a guava.
 
Liar! SPAM is great stuff. I eat it right outta the can at room temperature. If they electrocuted me tomorrow my last meal would include SPAM with sardines, prunes, boiled eggs, and a guava.

Has the state of Florida labled your colon an environmental hazard yet? Damn!! If I ate that shit I'd rival the refineries in noxious output. :D
 
Liar! SPAM is great stuff. I eat it right outta the can at room temperature. If they electrocuted me tomorrow my last meal would include SPAM with sardines, prunes, boiled eggs, and a guava.

So...now we know you're at least regular if you eat that shit.
 
A few years ago I worked on a project in Hawaii and was amazed at the popularity of Spam over there. McDonalds even had combo meals centered around the stuff. I never tried it but a co-worker made a regular habit of ordering a Spam combo from the Golden Arches.
 
A few years ago I worked on a project in Hawaii and was amazed at the popularity of Spam over there. McDonalds even had combo meals centered around the stuff. I never tried it but a co-worker made a regular habit of ordering a Spam combo from the Golden Arches.

I love SPAM! And it tastes better than most pussy. I wish they canned Canadian pussy.
 
I can't agree with you on that, I've never gotten the trots from eating pussy. Although maybe I'm not hanging-out in the right part of town...

That's cuz you never been where I've been.

Several years ago I spent a week in Savannah with an attractive widow I met online. She was pretty and fit and smart and horny and sweet, and her pussy smelled like a slaughterhouse dumpster in August. Whew! I didn't go back for 2nds. And its not something a man better bring up for discussion.
 
It's called Spam...it comes in a can and it tastes awful unless you fry it and add lots and lots of herbs and spices.

My 10 y/o has severe food allergies. When she was little, we carried Spam and cans of baked beans everywhere we went, just in case she couldn't eat anything on the menu. Restaurants became much easier once she would eat a hamburger. She won't touch the stuff now.
 
Vietnam taught me to love SPAM. We usta steal C Rations from the army to keep from eating Air Force Shit.
 
Liar! SPAM is great stuff. I eat it right outta the can at room temperature. If they electrocuted me tomorrow my last meal would include SPAM with sardines, prunes, boiled eggs, and a guava.

My only problem with Spam (the pork/ham product) is the gooey jelly stuff around it when you first get it out of the can. Of course I haven't opened a can in 20 years.

I went to the SPAM Museum in Austin, MN recently. It is really a hoot. We had lots of fun. It's run by Hormel and it's free. I think Austin is one of the places they make the stuff, maybe the first place it was ever made.
 
I grew up on fried spam and eggs.

back then it was all we could afford.

Now every once in awhile when my wife's not home(as spam appalls her) I grab a can and fry some up with a couple of eggs cause its damn good!
 
I grew up on fried spam and eggs.

back then it was all we could afford.

Now every once in awhile when my wife's not home(as spam appalls her) I grab a can and fry some up with a couple of eggs cause its damn good!

I keep a few cans of it on hand, ditto corned beef hash.

Of course, I'll eat anything. Vietnam cured me of finicky taste. My mom's meatloaf improved about 1000% while I was gone.
 
Has anyone else gotten this type of comment to their stories.

09/09/13 By: Anonymous
sex and spirituality can fit together
see free pic from pastor veronika at ***
e-mail to ***

Please be aware that it's against the site rules to post email addresses on the forums, and posting a spam URL also seems like a bad idea.
 
I grew up on fried spam and eggs.

back then it was all we could afford.

Now every once in awhile when my wife's not home(as spam appalls her) I grab a can and fry some up with a couple of eggs cause its damn good!

Over here, it was that or Corned Beef.
 
I grew up on fried spam and eggs.

back then it was all we could afford.

Now every once in awhile when my wife's not home(as spam appalls her) I grab a can and fry some up with a couple of eggs cause its damn good!

Every time we visited my grandmother (when I was a kid) she would cook fried spam and eggs for at least one breakfast. I always liked mine just crispy. I think I'll get some and have it for breakfast, it sure was good then.

I once knew a guy who wold take a slice of it and nuke it over and over until it was crispy, he ate a slice like that every evening as a pre-bedtime snack.

About a month ago I had the first spam in 15 or so years at a small bbq party, grilled over charcoal. It was great in a bun with regular hamburger trimmings.
 
I grew up poor enough that meat of any kind was a once maybe twice a week special. Also when we had some it had to kind of do double or even triple duty.

Example.

Any leftover meat loaf from Sunday night dinner would be split into half. Part of it would go into soup, the other part would become meatballs for spaghetti.

Baked chicken would be shredded and become the meat for chicken and rice or dumplings.

Ham was the big one with us. It could be used in so many ways, to flavor so many dishes. If I named them all I would be sounding like Bubba from Forest Gump.


So Spam... I hate to say it but it was almost too expensive to be something we ate regularly.

Now potted meat (or it's compressed brother Vienna sausage) that was the way to go. I could have that and a pack of cracker all to myself.

damn it now I've made myself hungry.
 
I grew up poor enough that meat of any kind was a once maybe twice a week special. Also when we had some it had to kind of do double or even triple duty.

Example.

Any leftover meat loaf from Sunday night dinner would be split into half. Part of it would go into soup, the other part would become meatballs for spaghetti.

Baked chicken would be shredded and become the meat for chicken and rice or dumplings.

Ham was the big one with us. It could be used in so many ways, to flavor so many dishes. If I named them all I would be sounding like Bubba from Forest Gump.


So Spam... I hate to say it but it was almost too expensive to be something we ate regularly.

Now potted meat (or it's compressed brother Vienna sausage) that was the way to go. I could have that and a pack of cracker all to myself.

damn it now I've made myself hungry.

I love Vienna sausages.
 
The response to my first post recently was so much better than I'd for... Still got this spam though
 
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I enjoy potted meat and deviled ham. Got to throw some love to their high sodium asses.
 
I enjoy potted meat and deviled ham. Got to throw some love to their high sodium asses.

Spam makes a potted meat now, comes in a can about the same size and shape as Deviled Ham. I got a can, but haven't opened it yet. It's one of those things that I've got to be in the mood for. Like Kippers. Sometimes I crave kippers and peanuts in rice, with a dash of heinz57 to spice things up. Oh yeah, a sweet gherkin on the side. I did it once when I was starving and that's all I had. Now it happens four or five times a year. I'm NOT pregnant, I swear. It's fun to eat with chopsticks. I can only do it when my wife's not home.
 
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