Comments that leave you shaking your head

[YmaOHyd]

I think it means -- great story, enjoyed reading it, and either (not knowing the story in question) it needs some trimming to be more concise or you need to tone down your writerly voice a bit. Maybe you're a bit purple in places. My guess, again not knowing the story in question, would be the first.

 

[cw5523729]

Here are two that stand out to me.

1) “I wish you had given her a bit of a scare with some unprotected raw sex. Preg risk sex is the only real sex there is.
All else is mere mutual masturbation.”

Hmmmm, I think that comment says a lot more about the comment's author than it does your story

 

[Djmac1031]

1) “I wish you had given her a bit of a scare with some unprotected raw sex. Preg risk sex is the only real sex there is.
All else is mere mutual masturbation.”

Tell us women are rejecting your sexual advances without telling us women are rejecting your sexual advances...

 

[Djmac1031]

1) “I wish you had given her a bit of a scare with some unprotected raw sex. Preg risk sex is the only real sex there is.
All else is mere mutual masturbation.”

This sounds like the type of guy who secretly removes condoms during sex...

 

[Katie_Mae]

This is one that had me shaking my head, because I wasn't sure if it was a genuine question or not.

Why kill him? just give him the babies

The comment refers to my my MC, who's pregnant with twins, and "him," the evil guy who's trying to kidnap her children, once they're born. Police are not an option. He has superpowers which work on her, she has superpowers which don't work on him. She kills him to stop him kidnapping her babies, but also because he's the bad guy.

But, there is a little more to it, as this is all part of his plan to steal her powers by killing her once he has possession of the babies... It's all explained in what I though was a bit too much of a "as you know Bob," conversation.

If it's a genuine question, I'm rather baffled that anyone would think that handing over her babies is an option here.

 

[TheLobster]

1) “I wish you had given her a bit of a scare with some unprotected raw sex. Preg risk sex is the only real sex there is.
All else is mere mutual masturbation.”

It’s certainly not a common occurrence to see someone from the “sex only for procreation!” crowd out himself on a porn site.

 

[PennyThompson]

2) “Great story! You like the "sound" of your voice. TOO much!!!”

I appreciate that the reader likes the story, but I still have NO idea what the second part means.

Obviously all erotica should be written in the style of a police report, in Cop Passive Voice!

The male subject's penis entered the vicinity of the female subject's vagina. Sperm was released at or about 11:05 pm. Witnesses reported the sound of screaming at or about 11:06pm.

 

[Djmac1031]

Obviously all erotica should be written in the style of a police report, in Cop Passive Voice!

The male subject's penis entered the vicinity of the female subject's vagina. Sperm was released at or about 11:05 pm. Witnesses reported the sound of screaming at or about 11:06pm.

Afterwards, male suspect was spotted hurriedly slipping out of the back door, zipping up his pants, shoe laces untied, as the female's husband pulled into the driveway...

 

[YmaOHyd]

Obviously all erotica should be written in the style of a police report, in Cop Passive Voice!

The past exonorative tense!