Comedy Of Errors

[Guru]

OF SYRACUSE


I think it be, sir; I deny it not.
ANTIPHOLUS

 

[Guru]

OF EPHESUS


And you, sir, for this chain arrested me.

 

[Guru]

ANGELO


I think I did, sir; I deny it not.

 

[Guru]

ADRIANA


I sent you money, sir, to be your bail,
By Dromio; but I think he brought it not.

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF EPHESUS


No, none by me.
ANTIPHOLUS

 

[Guru]

OF SYRACUSE


This purse of ducats I received from you,
And Dromio, my man, did bring them me.
I see we still did meet each other's man,
And I was ta'en for him, and he for me,
And thereupon these errors are arose.
ANTIPHOLUS

 

[Guru]

OF EPHESUS


These ducats pawn I for my father here.

 

[Guru]

DUKE SOLINUS


It shall not need; thy father hath his life.

 

[Guru]

Courtezan


Sir, I must have that diamond from you.
ANTIPHOLUS

 

[Guru]

OF EPHESUS


There, take it; and much thanks for my good cheer.

 

[Guru]

AEMELIA


Renowned duke, vouchsafe to take the pains
To go with us into the abbey here
And hear at large discoursed all our fortunes:
And all that are assembled in this place,
That by this sympathized one day's error
Have suffer'd wrong, go keep us company,
And we shall make full satisfaction.
Thirty-three years have I but gone in travail
Of you, my sons; and till this present hour
My heavy burden ne'er delivered.
The duke, my husband and my children both,
And you the calendars of their nativity,
Go to a gossips' feast and go with me;
After so long grief, such festivity!

 

[Guru]

DUKE SOLINUS


With all my heart, I'll gossip at this feast.

Exeunt all but Antipholus of Syracuse, Antipholus of Ephesus, Dromio of Syracuse and Dromio of Ephesus

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE


Master, shall I fetch your stuff from shipboard?
ANTIPHOLUS

 

[Guru]

OF EPHESUS


Dromio, what stuff of mine hast thou embark'd?

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE


Your goods that lay at host, sir, in the Centaur.
ANTIPHOLUS

 

[Guru]

OF SYRACUSE


He speaks to me. I am your master, Dromio:
Come, go with us; we'll look to that anon:
Embrace thy brother there; rejoice with him.

Exeunt Antipholus of Syracuse and Antipholus of Ephesus

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE


There is a fat friend at your master's house,
That kitchen'd me for you to-day at dinner:
She now shall be my sister, not my wife.

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF EPHESUS


Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother:
I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth.
Will you walk in to see their gossiping?

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE


Not I, sir; you are my elder.

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF EPHESUS


That's a question: how shall we try it?

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE


We'll draw cuts for the senior: till then lead thou first.

 

[Guru]

DROMIO OF EPHESUS


Nay, then, thus:
We came into the world like brother and brother;
And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.

Exeunt

 

[Guru]

THE END

Thank you for your adoration

 

[Harbinger]

LUCIANA


Apparel vice like virtue's harbinger;

Yeah, that's me. The bard and I were always tight. He gave me a nod in Midsummer Night's Dream, too. He was a good dude.