Come tell Harper what a pratt he is!

big salami

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Hiya, this thread is just so that anyone can tell that complete moron Harper what a slimy toadish pillock he is.

Come and have some fun and see the Pillock bite!!!
 
Are we talking Stephen Harper? Becaue you sound like a Brit.

Who cares.. :rolleyes:

HArper - you're a complete prat - a total wanker.
 
babygrrl_702 said:
Are we talking Stephen Harper? Becaue you sound like a Brit.

Who cares.. :rolleyes:

HArper - you're a complete prat - a total wanker.


Hiya baby, nope not talking about stephen, just a complete idiot who thinks it's clever to invade the thread of a couple of friends of mine and make himself totally objectionable and then insult them and more to the point me too!!

completely unacceptable behaviour so, let loose on him, he deserves whatever he gets!!

You are right I am a "Brit" and it's nice to make your acquaintance sweetie!
 
big salami said:
Hiya baby, nope not talking about stephen, just a complete idiot who thinks it's clever to invade the thread of a couple of friends of mine and make himself totally objectionable and then insult them and more to the point me too!!

completely unacceptable behaviour so, let loose on him, he deserves whatever he gets!!

You are right I am a "Brit" and it's nice to make your acquaintance sweetie!


I guess I haven't been around enough lately to know Harper, but I'll take your word for it....... :heart:
 
done_got_old said:
I guess I haven't been around enough lately to know Harper, but I'll take your word for it....... :heart:


Hiya DGO, good to see you sweetie, you know I'm totally truthful don't you??

can tell you where if you want proof!!
 
He is an asshole. He needs to leave good playground members alone.
 
ignorant here

big salami said:
Hiya, this thread is just so that anyone can tell that complete moron Harper what a slimy toadish pillock he is.

Come and have some fun and see the Pillock bite!!!

Hi Big
Couple questions. What is a pratt? What is a pillock? I'm the kind of guy that likes to know the meaning of the names I'm calling someone. Webster's Collegiate Dictionary had neither word in it . I would say "speak English man ",but I'm guessing you would take offense to that.

However,since Pink says he's an asshole ,and I trust her judgement , yeah,that fucking Harper is a pillock ,and a pratt.
 
pink_ said:
He is an asshole. He needs to leave good playground members alone.


Hiya pink, thanks for your contribution which, as usual, hits the markl straight away!!

That man????? has been insulting some very good friends of mine for quite long enough and it's about time he had some back.

Domain Master and Emes very properly have put him on ignore so they don't have to see the insults he posts and fortunately nobody on their thrtead has quoted him, or indeed answered him until I decided that enough was enough!

He needs seeing off and with luck this thread will give him something else to focus his tiny mind on!!

I strongly suspect that his IQ equals his age which seems to be fairly low!!
 
borg3of4 said:
Hi Big
Couple questions. What is a pratt? What is a pillock? I'm the kind of guy that likes to know the meaning of the names I'm calling someone. Webster's Collegiate Dictionary had neither word in it . I would say "speak English man ",but I'm guessing you would take offense to that.

However,since Pink says he's an asshole ,and I trust her judgement , yeah,that fucking Harper is a pillock ,and a pratt.


Hey borg, thanks for looking in and I'm really sorry you dopn't understand the words "pratt" or "pillock" which are derogatory terms in common use here in the UK!! (sorry, not having a pop at your remark about English, really!! ;) :rolleyes: )

A pratt and a pillock mean much the same thing and prat (sorry about my spelling error :D ) is listed in Chambers Concise Dictionary I reproduce here the entry:-

"Used abusively, a fool, an ineffectual person"

So you see I was using the terms correctly and not abusively as that is precisely what he is.

Should you, or anyone want to satisfy yourselves as to his pratishness than why not look in on my friends thread "My slave Emes" on the Am. Pic. Forum and read back to where it all started. You will see that both DM and Emes have acted with dignity throughout, unlike the aforementioned Harper.

Have fun looking at the pics too although I have to concur that they are not to everybodys taste!


See ya soon with more abuse for you know who I hope.
 
trojan999 said:
Can I get away with calling him a fucktard?


Hiya trojan, you can call this perverted son of a bitch anything at all, he fits any derogatory description!!
 
big salami said:
Hiya trojan, you can call this perverted son of a bitch anything at all, he fits any derogatory description!!

OK, he's a fucktard who sucks the semen from a dead elephants decaying, diseased testicles. How's that? :D
 
trojan999 said:
OK, he's a fucktard who sucks the semen from a dead elephants decaying, diseased testicles. How's that? :D
That's very good. I'm going to borrow that for later. :D
 
trojan999 said:
OK, he's a fucktard who sucks the semen from a dead elephants decaying, diseased testicles. How's that? :D


Hey trojan, that's pretty good, I'm sure you can come up with a worse (and equally appropriate) insult if you keep on practising!!
 
charmed1 said:
That's very good. I'm going to borrow that for later. :D


Hello charmed, good to see you, I hope you agree with the sentiments of this thrtead?
 
big salami said:
Hello charmed, good to see you, I hope you agree with the sentiments of this thrtead?
Hiya BS :rose:

I couldn't agree more with the sentiments of this thread. I had no idea what that idiot was up to but I'm glad you posted to let us know.
 
charmed1 said:
Hiya BS :rose:

I couldn't agree more with the sentiments of this thread. I had no idea what that idiot was up to but I'm glad you posted to let us know.


Thank you darling, most people were unaware of what this idiot has been doing unless they have visited the thread often. I do not think that people should have to protect themselves from these insulting attacks by resorting to the "iggy" option and this should not be allowed to continue. Thanks for your support.
 
big salami said:
Thank you darling, most people were unaware of what this idiot has been doing unless they have visited the thread often. I do not think that people should have to protect themselves from these insulting attacks by resorting to the "iggy" option and this should not be allowed to continue. Thanks for your support.
I agree, no one should have to deal with jerks like him and you and Emes and her Master have my support anytime. :rose:
 
BS....thank you for this thread though i wont put what i REALLY think as

a) Master would disown me

&

b) i would be thrown out of lit


as i dont want either i will refrain myself! I have not seen what said person has written of late as he is on ignore but i know in the past he has been....well...i wont say!


To everyone else....thank you for your support...lets hope that the message gets through!

:kiss:
 
Emes said:
BS....thank you for this thread though i wont put what i REALLY think as

a) Master would disown me

&

b) i would be thrown out of lit


as i dont want either i will refrain myself! I have not seen what said person has written of late as he is on ignore but i know in the past he has been....well...i wont say!


To everyone else....thank you for your support...lets hope that the message gets through!

:kiss:

I woudn't hold your breath hun!!!

I gave him several pieces of my mind yesterday by pm but he is just a wanker (I told him that too). I have added him to my iggy list.

I wonder if there is a record for the lit member on the most iggy lists and how close he is to taking the number one spot????
 
Cool !! My own thread !!

This gets more hits than the other one !!

Sticks an Stones an all that !!

It's Dr Pratt to all those that enquired - someone here has his phone number !!

Keep bumping everyone !!

xx
 
Harper2808 said:
This gets more hits than the other one !!

Sticks an Stones an all that !!

It's Dr Pratt to all those that enquired - someone here has his phone number !!

Keep bumping everyone !!

xx



A Bite!!!! LOL, knew you wouldn't be able to resist you gutter rat, full of your own self importance ain'tcha!!


I wouod call you a wanker but that would be an insult to wankers.

I would call you a bastard but that wouldn't be your fault and what you've become IS!!

I would call you a cunt but, I like cunts and I certainly don't like you!!

you are just a jumped up dickhead!!
 
Harper2808 said:
This gets more hits than the other one !!

Sticks an Stones an all that !!

It's Dr Pratt to all those that enquired - someone here has his phone number !!

Keep bumping everyone !!

xx


Keep coming prawn prick, I'll give you all you can handle and I won't put you on "iggy" I ain't that generous!!
 
Harper2808 said:
This gets more hits than the other one !!

Sticks an Stones an all that !!

It's Dr Pratt to all those that enquired - someone here has his phone number !!

Keep bumping everyone !!

xx


Come on arsehole, crawl out of your filthy gutter!!
 
Harper the scumbag said:
Dearest Friends !!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thankyou for all your kind words and PM's - I love you all too !!

You will be pleased to hear that Dr Pratt (of Dr's Pratt, Pillock & Moron) have given me a clean bill of health !! So I will be on this earth for many moons to come !!What a fucking shame!! Maybe it's NOT true, I wish!!

Unfortunately I cannot answer all your messages personally but rest assured that during my very important business meeting out of town I will be keeping an eye on all you crazy kids and may need to reprimand you on my return if you get out of hand !!

Back shortly my friends - sooner than you think in fact - behave but have fun !!

My iggy list is empty by the way !!

Game on !!!


I see you have to post this shit where you know you won't get an answer shithead, if you think I'm gonna let you taint my friends thread, you're very much mistaken!!

Of course you wouldn't post the above where you will be villified for it so I copied it for ya!! thick shit!!
 
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