Come Sit on Santa's Lap!

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To all AHer's young and old, we have this year our very own AH Santa!

And he wants to know: "What would you like him to bring you this year for Christmas?"

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Feel free to ask Santa any question you'd like...
About Reindeer...
About Sleds...
Going down chimneys....

And after you're done, one of Santa's Helpers...

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Will give you a complimentary candy cane...

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Enjoy! Have Fun! And Happy Holidays!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Ok, Santa,
I'll go first.......I would like a new job for Christmas. I secretly would like to be a princess. Then, I'll take that candy cane at the bottom, please and thank you, too.

 

[sereneone4u]

I would like peace and contentment for the whole year through, pretty please Santa.

 

[lance gt]

Ok, Santa,
I'll go first.......I would like a new job for Christmas. I secretly would like to be a princess. Then, I'll take that candy cane at the bottom, please and thank you, too.

Hi Babs. Have you been a good girl this year? I hope not, Santa has a treat for you. You would like a new job? You can be my Elf and take care of Santa's needs. It doesn't pay very much but the fringe benefits are great. You are a princess and always have been. We just need to find you some loyal subjects and a castle and you're all set. Now, stop feeling Santa up for extra treats and take the candy cane. We'll see if you deserve more later.

 

[lance gt]

I would like peace and contentment for the whole year through, pretty please Santa.

Hello Serene, that's a lovely wish and one I am happy to grant to you. I will send my elves to make sure your year is filled with peaceful moments that will stop all your distresses and leave you calm. You will have your contentment knowing you're loved by many who care about you very much.

I do like the way you sit on Santa's lap though. It feels nice when you squirm like that on old Santa. Makes me feel like it's party time.

 

[Handley_Page]

Santa: concentrate on the job in hand, not the girl in lap!!
Or
one of the reindeer gets it.

Dragon.

 

[lance gt]

Santa: concentrate on the job in hand, not the girl in lap!!
Or
one of the reindeer gets it.

Dragon.

You be a good boy HP and let Santa have some fun. Remember, your wish list and come and talk to me. My helper Babs will give you a treat after seeing me.

 

[Handley_Page]

You be a good boy HP and let Santa have some fun. Remember, your wish list and come and talk to me. My helper Babs will give you a treat after seeing me.

you mean I get some sherry trifle ?

 

[lance gt]

you mean I get some sherry trifle ?

I'll see to it HP. I'll have Babs make one specially for you, as long as you be good.

Now, while no one's looking, give Santa a hit off that pipe you have in your pocket.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

you mean I get some sherry trifle ?

Dragon, you know you can get whatever you want from that Santa; but from me, I have a red hot cinnamon candy cane for you. I know you are the only one who could handle that.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hello Serene, that's a lovely wish and one I am happy to grant to you. I will send my elves to make sure your year is filled with peaceful moments that will stop all your distresses and leave you calm. You will have your contentment knowing you're loved by many who care about you very much.

I do like the way you sit on Santa's lap though. It feels nice when you squirm like that on old Santa. Makes me feel like it's party time.

Santa, I think your might be giving the Serene One the wrong kind of piece. I hope she likes this chi flavored candy cane. Tea is good for the soul.

 

[lance gt]

Santa, I think your might be giving the Serene One the wrong kind of piece. I hope she likes this chi flavored candy cane. Tea is good for the soul.

Can I have a chai candy cane too? Slip one of those to me between visits.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Can I have a chai candy cane too? Slip one of those to me between visits.

Santa, Since no one is standing in line to see you, I have something else to slip between your lips for now.

 

[lance gt]

Santa, Since no one is standing in line to see you, I have something else to slip between your lips for now.

I have a break coming up and I'll gladly let you slip something in my lips, as long as I can slip something between your lips too.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Feel free to ask Santa any question you'd like...
About Reindeer...
About Sleds...
Going down chimneys....

I would love if a few women I know would go down on my chimney...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I would love if a few women I know would go down on my chimney...

Oh, Thee Goat Pig is here! Have I got a special candy cane for you.....it will be licorice flavored one, so you can practice your licking techniques. Well, that's in case you ever need to use that technique. I think Santa might be able to fix you up in the girlfriend department this year. Merry Christmas, Pig! I mean that in the nicest sorta elfish way.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh, Thee Goat Pig is here! Have I got a special candy cane for you.....it will be licorice flavored one, so you can practice your licking techniques. Well, that's in case you ever need to use that technique. I think Santa might be able to fix you up in the girlfriend department this year. Merry Christmas, Pig! I mean that in the nicest sorta elfish way.

The two women I have been with wouldn't even let me try. What's up with that?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

The two women I have been with wouldn't even let me try. What's up with that?

I dunno. Its the best part. Their loss. Santa might have an extra gift for you just for trying. Take the candy cane anyway.

 

[lance gt]

I would love if a few women I know would go down on my chimney...

Ho Ho Ho TGP! A few women down your chimney, you say. Old St. Nick might have a few of the nicer elf babes pay you a visit for some interesting fun. It'll be twelve days of Christmas you'll never forget. Ho Ho Ho. Now if I seen your visions dancing in your head, like I'm supposed to, (like Santa's a fucking mind reader now), you'd like to be a master at pleasuring a woman in the artful craft of cunnilingus. Ho Ho Ho, the elves don't call me Nick the Lick for nothing. I'll send a personal guide autographed by me personally along with a few pics of the babes I've had the pleasure of savouring their delights, with the elf-babes. Make sure the chimney is clean or your getting some skanky looking babes who aren't going to like you very much. And we don't want that. Ho Ho Ho get that candy going TGP and Merry Christmas!!! Ho Ho Ho

 

[Xelebes]

Is it "Come Sit On Santa's Lap" or "Come On Santa's Lap?"

 

[CheshireChat]

Hi Santa!

I've been very good this year - and many years before... and I'm kinda tired of it. This silly season, I want to earn some coal!

 

[lance gt]

Is it "Come Sit On Santa's Lap" or "Come On Santa's Lap?"

Ho Ho Ho Xelebes, you can come on Santa's lap if that's your thing, just have to lick up after yourself when you're done. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas. (...move along boy, check out the elves, get a candy cane and get outta here. Come back when you buy something nice. Ho Ho Haaack)

 

[lance gt]

Hi Santa!

I've been very good this year - and many years before... and I'm kinda tired of it. This silly season, I want to earn some coal!

Merry Christmas little girl. Come up here and sit on old Santa's lap and tell me what a bad little girl you've been and how bad do you want to get? Santa can swing a bit of a lay-over and visit while I'm doing my rounds. We can check out some of my magic dust and go for a cruise in my sled. Ever make out in a sled? Way cool babe, you'll love it. Now what can Santa get for you? Something naughty? or wickedly niceHo Ho Ho Merry Christmas

 

[Handley_Page]

When does NORAD do the Santa plot ?

 

[lance gt]

When does NORAD do the Santa plot ?

I send in my flight plan on the 22nd and they confirm it the next day. Ho Ho Ho