Come out, come out

[oggbashan]

Awww... I hope you sang something fitting.

for the swan.

Lou

It was a long time ago and we had been drinking plum brandy 140 degree proof (I think the truck driver had some too).

It might have been "Eskimo Nell" or something like that. It was an 'educational' visit - we were educating the locals.

Og

 

[Guest]

I've eaten Ostrich.

Very much like Beef!

There's another lame joke in there. But, again, I shall pass.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

People here have come out with various shocking revelations about themselves all over the place, sometimes buried deep within a meandering thread about renewable energy for cars.

This thread provides a convenient place for any future revelations. You know it will make you feel better.

I'd go first, but I'm shy and quite boring in RL.

WEll, you certainly aren't shy about pouring drinks or smoking a lot of fine dope . . .

Me? Hm, well, there is nothing that someone somewhere doesn't know about me. I don't keep deep dark secrets about myself - I omit shadowy details

 

[Guest]

It was a long time ago and we had been drinking plum brandy 140 degree proof (I think the truck driver had some too).

It might have been "Eskimo Nell" or something like that. It was an 'educational' visit - we were educating the locals.

Og

Oh well, kinda works, I guess. Swans are white, eskimos live surrounded by white stuff.

I bet they've never forgotten that education!

Lou

 

[champagne1982]

Santa Claus is dead (he was told to lose weight!) and the Easter bunny was delicious... A Canadian ski instructor told me that in Austria on a ski trip when my family lived in Germany. I was 9 and he was mean!

 

[champagne1982]

Oh well, kinda works, I guess. Swans are white, eskimos live surrounded by white stuff.

I bet they've never forgotten that education!

Lou

Swans also migrate with snow geese.

 

[cloudy]

I've eaten Ostrich.

Very much like Beef!

I've tried alligator (actually pretty decent once I got over what it was), and rattlesnake, which I didn't like very much.

Cloudy (who'll try just about anything if she's drunk enough. Hey Lew, where's your donuts?)

 

[Guest]

Swans also migrate with snow geese.

Aha! Now it makes even more sense.

That's actually a very romantic image.

Lou

 

[Guest]

I've tried alligator (actually pretty decent once I got over what it was), and rattlesnake, which I didn't like very much.

Cloudy (who'll try just about anything if she's drunk enough. Hey Lew, where's your donuts?)

The most exotic thing I've ever eaten is Lew's donuts.

Um, that's where they went, btw.

And, please, don't encourage him to buy any more. I like seeing his eye.

Lou

 

[cloudy]

The most exotic thing I've ever eaten is Lew's donuts.

Um, that's where they went, btw.

And, please, don't encourage him to buy any more. I like seeing his eye.

Lou

Greedy thing! And you didn't share?

 

[Guest]

Greedy thing! And you didn't share?

Nah, they were too good to share.

Lou

 

[neonlyte]

Across the square, in my local patisserie I can sample:

Nun's Tummys
Camel Beards
and
Angel's Breasts

They are slightly odd, across the square.

NL

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Across the square, in my local patisserie I can sample:

Nun's Tummys
Camel Beards
and
Angel's Breasts

They are slightly odd, across the square.

NL

I want a detailed account on all of the above.
TY, ~A~

 

[neonlyte]

ABSTRUSE

They are all small patisseries combining eggs, sugar, eggs, sometimes cinnammon and did I mention eggs.

Nuns Tummys, a devastating compound of egg yolk and sugar, beaten into almost a jelly like consistency and left to set.

Camels Beards, uses the left over whites, sugar and cinnammon, to add authentic colour, served in a small dish.

Angels Breasts, similar to Nuns Tummys but with cinnammon and jam, baked until golden.

Now, that diet you were talking about...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ABSTRUSE

They are all small patisseries combining eggs, sugar, eggs, sometimes cinnammon and did I mention eggs.

Nuns Tummys, a devastating compound of egg yolk and sugar, beaten into almost a jelly like consistency and left to set.

Camels Beards, uses the left over whites, sugar and cinnammon, to add authentic colour, served in a small dish.

Angels Breasts, similar to Nuns Tummys but with cinnammon and jam, baked until golden.

Now, that diet you were talking about...

Christ, now I have to go back to the thread on Swan, zebra penis and larvae before I get any freakin fatter.

Thank you neon.
~A~

 

[ruminator]

ABSTRUSE

They are all small patisseries combining eggs, sugar, eggs, sometimes cinnammon and did I mention eggs.

Nuns Tummys, a devastating compound of egg yolk and sugar, beaten into almost a jelly like consistency and left to set.

Camels Beards, uses the left over whites, sugar and cinnammon, to add authentic colour, served in a small dish.

Angels Breasts, similar to Nuns Tummys but with cinnammon and jam, baked until golden.

Now, that diet you were talking about...

*drool*,............*smack*

You had me hooked when you chose the words,-"devastating compound"

 

[NoJo]

I thought he was talking about LSD too.

 

[pop_54]

Santa Claus is dead (he was told to lose weight!) and the Easter bunny was delicious... A Canadian ski instructor told me that in Austria on a ski trip when my family lived in Germany. I was 9 and he was mean!

I was told Santa's blood line died out because he only comes once a year, and that's down a bloody chimney.

 

[pop_54]

*drool*,............*smack*

You had me hooked when you chose the words,-"devastating compound"

Yo man... let's party

 

[NoJo]

I've heard he's into giving presents to little children and stuffing their stockings with mars bars...

 

[NoJo]

Yo man... let's party

Party? Why party when the corner of the ceiling is providing me with so much entertainment? Looks like ameeting of three flat universes....

 

[ruminator]

Yo man... let's party

Did Joe get all of the devastating compound or were you able to save enough for visitors.....


picture yourself in a boat on the river...

 

[Guest]

I'm scared.

 

[pop_54]

Party? Why party when the corner of the ceiling is providing me with so much entertainment? Looks like ameeting of three flat universes....

Which corner, I can only see two spiders and a crack in the Artex... wow... wow... ever watched spiders fucking? Fuck! She's eaten him...... No more of that stuff for me, shit!

 

[Guest]

*WHOOSH*

Da-da-da!!!!

Superlovingspiderwoman to the rescue!

Lou

P.S. Bloody hell, these tights are a bit restricting.