Come on, sing along. You know the words...

RisiaSkye

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Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me...

Join in, it's fun. Besides its my birthday, and this is the closest I'm likely to get to actually having it sung to me.

;) Anyone wanna give me my spankings? :p
 
Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!


Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,
It happens every year.
We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer.
You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat.
A million people every day are starvin' in the street.
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
There's garbage in the water,
There's poison in the sky.
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!


Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can.
We'll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose.
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be Crispy Critters after World War III.
There's nowhere you can run to,
Nowhere you can hide.
When they drop the big one,
We all get fried.

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!


Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight.
There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight.
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed.
Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed.
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles,
And have a piece of cake.

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!


(wow!)

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!


And a pinch to grow an inch!
 
Happy birthday to you, then, RisiaSkye!

Happy birthday to you
You belong in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

(where's you get that, bobtoad?)
 
*pouting*
I wish I had the cute little spanking thing.
Nicole has all the good stuff.
 
Thank you, everyone.

I'm ready to take those spankings *bracing self*
Who's up first?
 
Shila,

its a wierd al yankovic song.

RS,

The way we used to spank the gal was that a guy was under here with his cock braced at the enterance of her pussy, and each spank thrust her unto it.
 
R S Birthday

R S Happy Birthday

bobtoad777 You are one WIERD dude, but I like reading your posts.

And with all the spanking going on, where's the cooling menthaladum (sp) when you need it.
 
Re: R S Birthday

gordito said:
R S Happy Birthday

bobtoad777 You are one WIERD dude, but I like reading your posts.

And with all the spanking going on, where's the cooling menthaladum (sp) when you need it.


Thank you I think
 
You don't want me to sing. That would really clear out the room. Instead, I'll just say: Risia, may all your birthday wishes come true (especially the kinky ones)! Have a great birthday, and a fantastic year.

[Edited by Mustang Sally on 10-24-2000 at 08:50 PM]
 
Thank you to everyone who put the effort in to cheer me up yesterday. In the midst of a pretty shitty birthday, you were all great. So, here's to you.

Especially those giving the spankings (and whoever is supplying their energy!). Sometimes it's good to remember that you aren't boss.

At least, not always. ;)
 
Belated wishes,,,

h a p p y b i r t h d a y ,,,


Though it's a tad late
It's spelled the same





Now that your bottom is sore from all of those spankings,,,
slip on over and I'll provide a gentle massage to ease it a bit :)
 
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