Come on Nora............

[Saint Peter]

Come on Nora I wanna see the Sally J glasses pic. You promised. I am sorry about all the Coors comments and the one about Texans in big RV's driving 45 in the left lane. That was all in fun. Now cough up that pic.

 

[Nora]

ahhhhh shit. I knew there was something I was forgetting to do this weekend! LOL oops!

 

[Saint Peter]

I have not slept or had any food. I have not shaved. I for sure have not had sex (that started years ago and has nothing to do with your Sally J pic)

 

[Nora]

*whine* too tired to go hunting through photo albums right now. =(

 

[Saint Peter]

That is OK. I am getting light headed from lack of food and the erection that wont go away. Could not open it if you sent it.

 

[Nora]

lmao!

Ok, eat. masturbate. Be happy.

(oo! my new life motto!)

 

[Saint Peter]

lmao!

Ok, eat. masturbate. Be happy.

(oo! my new life motto!)

You should sell that one to the Olive Garden.

 

[Nora]

sure. it'd go over great in their family-oriented advertising.

 

[Saint Peter]

It beats "come eat our cold greasy only mildly Italian crap-o-la" hands down.

 

[Nora]

well yeah. but their salads are really good. *grin*

 

[Saint Peter]

And we all know how easy it is to fuck up a salad.

 

[Nora]

hehehehe. And now you know why I avoid chain restaurants.

 

[Saint Peter]

As always Nora it was a pleasure. Please TRY and be a good girl. (like that line has ever worked before) Have a nice night and I will see you soon.

 

[Nora]

Thanks, hon. =) You too! Sweet dreams.