Come on in here, darlings.

[WickedEve]

I haven't been around much lately for extreme and exaggerated reasons. Anyway, I'm sufficiently bored tonight. I've changed my av about 13 times. By the way, you all probably missed the nakedness. I like to expose myself on Friday night. So, what's been going on around here. Are things as subdued as they appear? Is it all about poetry now? What happened to the good old porn and poetry days? Oh well, feel free to say hi to me and write something wicked.

 

[Angeline]

I just wrote a double acrostic. I stopped and did it right in the middle of a terzanelle, too. My head hurts. Do you have any Vicodin left?

I missed your naked av, but Judo is flashing her boobies in the passion thread.

 

[WickedEve]

Uh huh...
Well, I just got out of the shower and I'm wrapped in a shrek towl, with a biore blackhead strip on my nose.


Life.

 

[Guest]

I just had one - one - glass of red wine and my face is scarlet! I hate when that happens.

 

[WickedEve]

I got my hair cut a couple of days ago. I was sitting there (snip, snip, snip) when I notice the beauticians' hair. They all had god awful freaky hair. I left there looking like homer simpson. I said, "TRIM!"

 

[WickedEve]

I just had one - one - glass of red wine and my face is scarlet! I hate when that happens.

I bought alcohol last week. First time in about 10 years. Some fruity drinks. I drank one. I got dizzy. The other 3 are in the fridge. I started to drink another one today, but instead I drank some gourmet coffee that I bought at a yard sale. I think it's stale.

 

[Angeline]

I bought alcohol last week. First time in about 10 years. Some fruity drinks. I drank one. I got dizzy. The other 3 are in the fridge. I started to drink another one today, but instead I drank some gourmet coffee that I bought at a yard sale. I think it's stale.

Do those biore strips work?

PoeTess? You're flushed with wine? That's cute.

 

[WickedEve]

Do those biore strips work?

PoeTess? You're flushed with wine? That's cute.

I bought a pack of ultra ones, with tea tree oil, menthol, and witch hazel. My nose feels tingly and clean and my pores appear smaller and cleaner.

 

[sandspike]

Hey!

You girls need a night out.

 

[WickedEve]

You girls need a night out.

I'm living it up here at home alone. I have my nose strips. I'm trimming my toenails next.

 

[sandspike]

it's different w/ me

I'm living it up here at home alone. I have my nose strips. I'm trimming my toenails next.

I have to trim my ear and clean out the wax. I still have way too much loud
music from my youth stuck between my ears. Forget the sandals and go
with boat shoes it hides the nails. When barefoot tuck your toes in the sand.
I said wrote ear but it is really ears, I have two.

 

[WickedEve]

I have to trim my ear and clean out the wax. I still have way too much loud
music from my youth stuck between my ears. Forget the sandals and go
with boat shoes it hides the nails. When barefoot tuck your toes in the sand.
I said wrote ear but it is really ears, I have two.

You have two? Is that normal?

 

[Man Ray]

I agree with the earlier post about you girls needing a night out. It sounds like it would be a inexpensive night out re buying you all drinks! A few glasses of sherry and you'd all be squiffy!

 

[WickedEve]

I agree with the earlier post about you girls needing a night out. It sounds like it would be a inexpensive night out re buying you all drinks! A few glasses of sherry and you'd all be squiffy!

Squiffy? Hey, sandspike! You have two ears, so listen to this word: Squiffy. How does that sound to you?
Squiffy sounds icky. It's like "Oops. My panties are all squiffy. I better take them off and throw them at some bad man, because that's all they're good for now."

Who needs a night out?! Who?!!! Who needs cock? Oh, wait. No one asked that.

 

[Laughing Tiger]

Relatively new here, but I like this Wicked Eve person!

 

[WickedEve]

Relatively new here, but I like this Wicked Eve person!

Of course you do. Now chant my name and build me a temple. And yeah sure, build me a temple can be a metaphor for a hard-on if you don't have any bricks.

 

[Man Ray]

a) Forget the night out, just invite us all round for a tea party, complete with fairy cakes, cucumber sarnies and assorted phallic shaped vegetables!
b) `Squiffy` denotes `tipsy, drunk, pissed, inebriated, tanked up`!

ps re a) `Asorted phallic shaped vegetables` required for starting interesting and informative conversation betwen Eve and Tess

pps b) I'm waiting with my catchers mitt for said icky, sticky, pinky panties!
(I tried to resist using `stincky` in the last line! )

 

[WickedEve]

a) Forget the night out, just invite us all round for a tea party, complete with fairy cakes, cucumber sarnies and assorted phallic shaped vegetables!
b) `Squiffy` denotes `tipsy, drunk, pissed, inebriated, tanked up`!

ps re a) `Asorted phallic shaped vegetables` required for starting interesting and informative conversation betwen Eve and Tess

pps b) I'm waiting with my catchers mitt for said icky, sticky, pinky panties!
(I tried to resist using `stincky` in the last line! )

phallic veggies in the dip.
they don't grow no stinkin' vegetables big 'nough fer me, boy!

 

[Man Ray]

they don't grow no stinkin' vegetables big 'nough fer me, boy!

Listen lady! Here in God's own country of Wales we grow vegetables that would make your eyes water and your mouth salivate and make your Southern loins go all tingly with anticipation of a `salad` like you've never had before!

ps Is it me or is the above comment loaded with sexual innuendo?

 

[WickedEve]

Listen lady! Here in God's own country of Wales we grow vegetables that would make your eyes water and your mouth salivate and make your Southern loins go all tingly with anticipation of a `salad` like you've never had before!

ps Is it me or is the above comment loaded with sexual innuendo?

Go build me a temple.

 

[Man Ray]

I already have a wonderful and beautiful lady who resides in my temple so I'm afraid all I can offer you is the post of `Vestal Virgin`. Interested?

 

[WickedEve]

I have already have a wonderful and beautiful lady who resides in my temple so I'm afraid all I can offer you is the post of `Vestal Virgin`. Interested?

How about a hut with a thatched roof? lol
I'm going to bed now. It's 1:30 in VA
I haven't seen 1:30 in a long time. I've been on a little kid schedule all school year. Now I get to be grownup, stay-up-late mommy.

 

[Man Ray]

Sleep well!

 

[tolyk]

Damn, I missed Wickeve's nakedness? I'll have to keep that friday nights thing in mind..

 

[perks]

Richard is that you?

Eve, I missed you. Life does happen, doesn't it?