Come on, Come on!

[OhMissScarlett]

Help me out y'all. Now that we've hashed out 'Cum vs. Come' I'm out of words for the very substance. I won't use jizz or spluge. Looking for something original here. Feel free to throw in any other little gems of sexual terms you've stumbled across.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Help me out y'all. Now that we've hashed out 'Cum vs. Come' I'm out of words for the very substance. I won't use jizz or spluge. Looking for something original here. Feel free to throw in any other little gems of sexual terms you've stumbled across.

*raises eyebrows*

"Did I just hear the word spoo?"

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm partial to cream....

 

[shereads]

"Throat yogurt."

I recently stumbled across throat yogurt. I don't remember where.

Help me out y'all. Now that we've hashed out 'Cum vs. Come' I'm out of words for the very substance. I won't use jizz or spluge. Looking for something original here. Feel free to throw in any other little gems of sexual terms you've stumbled across.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Re: Re: Come on, Come on!

*raises eyebrows*

"Did I just hear the word spoo?"

You know I only use the word spoo in casual conversation.

p.s. doesn't someone we know have a patent on the word cream?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Re: Re: Come on, Come on!

"Throat yogurt."
I recently stumbled across throat yogurt. I don't remember where.

I don't usually gag...throat yogurt, nice.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I'm not sure which words I like more, but it's easy for me to identify the ones I can do with out.

Spooge/spluge, jizz, and manjuice *snicker* don't do a thing for me. More often than not, it pulls me right out of what I'm reading.


Also, in reference to male or female bodily fluids, anything "chunky" is out. *wince*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just use cum. Or semen. Jism can be okay if used in a funny wauy Or describe it:

thick, urgent juices spewed from the tip of his cock....


Anything but man juice.

Throat yogurt... oh... *turns green*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Also, in reference to male or female bodily fluids, anything "chunky" is out. *wince*

Monistat anyone?

*runs from mob*

 

[Celtic Princess]

I find semen rather technical. Similar to "vagina" or "penis". Makes me start looking for the exam gloves and white lab coats.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm not sure which words I like more, but it's easy for me to identify the ones I can do with out.

Spooge/spluge, jizz, and manjuice *snicker* don't do a thing for me. More often than not, it pulls me right out of what I'm reading.


Also, in reference to male or female bodily fluids, anything "chunky" is out. *wince*

Lovely! Somehow this has turned into the 'make Scarlett gag' thread.

Lots of times I just say juice or liquid. Manjuice, lol.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I find semen rather technical. Similar to "vagina" or "penis". Makes me start looking for the exam gloves and white lab coats.

Why does that excite me....?

 

[Guest]

Cocksnot?

 

[shereads]

I find semen rather technical. Similar to "vagina" or "penis". Makes me start looking for the exam gloves and white lab coats.

I like a bit of irreverence in dirty stories. (Lab coats don't hurt, either) When the narrator is a conscienceless sleaze like Dr. M's "Matt Danger," there are almost no words that don't work.

If I'm really, really involved in a sex scene, you can call it semen, broth, egg albumen or Mountain Dew for all I care. It won't disrupt my concentration. It might make me feel dirty, but hey. If the shoe fits, etc.


~ ~ ~


How about "spume." I think "spume" is a word for the foam at the crests of ocean waves. If it's been used as slang for a man's Mountain Dew, I'm not aware of it. Let's see if it works.

The wave crested, and Consuelo was awash in Dick's spume.

"'Spume'?" she cried. "What on earth is 'spume?'"

"It's the new porn-slang for semen, babe. If it doesn't wash out, I'll take the dress to the cleaners."

 

[Celtic Princess]

Lovely! Somehow this has turned into the 'make Scarlett gag' thread.

Lots of times I just say juice or liquid. Manjuice, lol.

*smiles*

The gagging thing was just a fringe benefit.



Seriously though, I brought it up only because I've read it. I had to close out the story and find something else to replace the mental image.

Why does that excite me....?

I have a few ideas...

 

[Celtic Princess]

I like a bit of irreverence in dirty stories. (Lab coats don't hurt, either) When the narrator is a conscienceless sleaze like Dr. M's "Matt Danger," there are almost no words that don't work.

If I'm really, really involved in a sex scene, you can call it semen, broth, egg albumen or Mountain Dew for all I care. It won't disrupt my concentration. It might make me feel dirty, but hey. If the shoe fits, etc.


~ ~ ~


How about "spume." I think "spume" is a word for the foam at the crests of ocean waves. If it's been used as slang for a man's Mountain Dew, I'm not aware of it. Let's see if it works.

The wave crested, and Consuelo was awash in Dick's spume.

"'Spume'?" she cried. "What on earth is 'spume?'"

"It's the new porn-slang for semen, babe. If it doesn't wash out, I'll take the dress to the cleaners."

*snicker*

Okay, that's the first time I've heard it referred to as "Mountain Dew".
I'm never going to be able to look at that soft drink quite the same way again...

 

[shereads]

Why does that excite me....?

You and me, carson. First hardware stores, now labcoats. It's a good thing we don't live in the same zip code. We'd be competing for the same physician with the same workbench and the same tool kit.

 

[shereads]

Lust lava?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Lust lava?

I like the eruption imagery, but not the term. Friends don't let friends use cute words for sexal descriptions. Stop the insanity people.

 

[Bridget69]

I find semen rather technical. Similar to "vagina" or "penis". Makes me start looking for the exam gloves and white lab coats.

Could make for some interesting roleplay though.

 

[shereads]

I can't resist a challenge. Must be my inferiority complex relative to the authors who have actually submitted stories...

Remind me to trademark these first thing Monday:

spume

lust lava

Cream of Rex® (your character's name)

Come-Cola®

first-press extra-virgin love-cider

rocket fuel

nuclear waste

 

[Celtic Princess]

Could make for some interesting roleplay though.

Aye, it certainly could.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've got my scrubs and lab coat...

Who's ready for their examination?

 

[shereads]

I've got my scrubs and lab coat...

Who's ready for their examination?

I'll bring the dentist's chair and nitrous oxide. Who has time to stop by the hardware store?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'll bring the dentist's chair and nitrous oxide.

No need to bring your own ....