come in and get absolved by Saint Francisco

[catalina_francisco]

Since I recently have learned of my new Saintly status, I am now available to help you sinners. Come into my church, praise the Lord and leave some small change behind for the poor, and no JM I am not putting it into my pockets, saints do not do that.

Hallelujah.

I am still new at this so am still learning how to use my saintly powers but I am a fast learner and I am sure with all of your help we will be able to experience the holiness of BDSM. And before you all know it we all be good sadistic and masochistic little saints.

Saint Francisco.



Francisco.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I don't need absolved. I'm a Catholic.

But can I have like a relic from you?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Dearest sister,

I can give you a cutting from my toenail.
If you want to confess, we can of course go to my little black room.

Saint Francisco

 

[Caitlynne]

Saint Francisco,

I've been listening to your words of wisdom and seen your dedication to the holiness of BDSM.

I am a sinner. No, no, its true I am!

But I have expereinced the holiness that is BDSM, the spiritual depth and I seek to follow this path.

I'm so glad you have finally accepted the mantle of Sainthood, we who sit and learn are truly the ones who benefit.

Reverently ~ Cait

PS: When is the next Church meeting? I'm sad to say I missed the schedule when it was posted.. Yet another failing on my part.

 

[catalina_francisco]

My sister Caitlynne in thou darkest hour thou have to come to us. For there is no man or woman that sinneth not, forgiveness is mine to give in name of the Lord of course. Thou art absolved from any sins. So go now my child and sin again since I can release thou from the burden of morality.

Amen and Hallelujah.

Praise the Lord, for he in his wisdom has seen it fit to open thou eyes and show you the path to true BDSM.

Thou will castigate thou self and if they can not reach the more intimate places I am sure that the congregation will be more then happy to help thou.

Amen.

 

[BrightFlower]

Saint Francisco,
I am torn. I am but a lowly sub in need of prayers to the powers that be as I don't know how to help myself.
He likes ropes, I like leather
He likes heels, I like barefoot
He prefers hoods, I like blindfolds
Will we ever be able to live in harmony? I have no money for your cause but I do have some chilled white grape juice....maybe that will at least get me close enough to touch the hem of your robe....
In humble service,
B

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Your Lady X]

Long has there been absence in my life, Dear Saint, a void which screams to be fulfilled. I stumble ever closer, guide me! Take me into your hand, and show me the way!

 

[catalina_francisco]

My dearest children,

Because are we not all children in the eyes of the almighty.

Amen and hallelujah.

To you my sister Bright flower I say.
Hard is your fate to have to such disagreements with your partner. But I will have to be stern with thou, it is not for thou to question his taste but to submit and be all he wants of you. From now on love ropes, leather and heels since that is what your partner wants. About the juice share with the poor since I have to drink only wine, since wine is the preferred drink of the holy.

My sister PinkOrchid, thou art completely correct, I am a sinner brought to the path of righteousness. It is hard for me to deal with so many temptations as you describe, but with the force of Jesus behind me I can not fail, and if I do on occasion sin he will find it in his hart to forgive me since great is his goodness and forgiveness to the sinner.

My Lady X I see that thou still need a lot of guidance in they quest for holiness. I will give thy private counselling after hours, to bring thyself closer to god and the rightful path to heaven.

Amen and Hallelujah.

Saint Francisco.

 

[Caitlynne]

My sister Caitlynne in thou darkest hour thou have to come to us. For there is no man or woman that sinneth not, forgiveness is mine to give in name of the Lord of course. Thou art absolved from any sins. So go now my child and sin again since I can release thou from the burden of morality.

Thank you, Thank you, a thousand times I say thank you. This is what I seek, the release from the burden of morality--to learn the true meaning of righteousness, not the man-made version so many call morality. Speak to me, let me learn at your feet!

Amen and Hallelujah.

Amen!

Praise the Lord, for he in his wisdom has seen it fit to open thou eyes and show you the path to true BDSM.

Amen!

Thou will castigate thou self and if they can not reach the more intimate places I am sure that the congregation will be more then happy to help thou.

Amen.

Oh I hope so, sometimes I do need help with those hard to reach places.. Your wisdom and generosity is legendary and now to learn that the congregation is also so generous, well , it is more than this sinner could have ever hoped for.

 

[niteshade]

What about Pagans? What do you do with us?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

What about Pagans? What do you do with us?

Same as with everyone else...we spank you!!

 

[catalina_francisco]

What about Pagans? What do you do with us?

We convert you of course, me being a proud member of the Spanish Inquisition have my own little torture room. I have my own special dungeon which I have for especially this kind of cases.

Since you seem to be a very hard nut to crack, I am sure that Brother Johnny will not mind taking turns with me in ‘torturing’ you.

http://smile.smilies.nl/2142.gifFrancisco.

 

[Guest]

Debate

My dearest children,

Because are we not all children in the eyes of the almighty.

Amen and hallelujah.

To you my sister Bright flower I say.
Hard is your fate to have to such disagreements with your partner. But I will have to be stern with thou, it is not for thou to question his taste but to submit and be all he wants of you. From now on love ropes, leather and heels since that is what your partner wants. About the juice share with the poor since I have to drink only wine, since wine is the preferred drink of the holy.

My sister PinkOrchid, thou art completely correct, I am a sinner brought to the path of righteousness. It is hard for me to deal with so many temptations as you describe, but with the force of Jesus behind me I can not fail, and if I do on occasion sin he will find it in his hart to forgive me since great is his goodness and forgiveness to the sinner.

My Lady X I see that thou still need a lot of guidance in they quest for holiness. I will give thy private counselling after hours, to bring thyself closer to god and the rightful path to heaven.

Amen and Hallelujah.

Saint Francisco.

Debating whether a joke about a cross would be crass and tasteless right about now.......

 

[Guest]

Sainthood

Hmmmm ???

Lessee, If I remember correctly .........

Sainthood requires three miracles, witnessed and approved by the church office thereof.

Not withstanding any egregious trial of faith.

And your miracles were????????????

 

[Guest]

Pagans

What about Pagans? What do you do with us?

Hmmm Well, as a confirmed heathen I think it might be a good idea to work our own side of the street.

But what to call it?????

 

[catalina_francisco]

The 3 miracles of Saint Francisco:

1) Saint Francisco was able to make a woman cum non stop for over 50 times in a row, and have her beg him to stop which he did of course being the merciful Saint he is and his fingers were getting tired.

2) Saint Francisco can make pain go away.

3) Saint Francisco can give a great spanking, whipping and torture and leave almost no marks.

Those were the miracles that deserved him the title Saint but he did more.

4) He found very cool smilies.

5) He is master in convincing the unfaithful with a lot of loving torture to the righteous path.

6) He has experienced the miracle of multiple orgasms himself.

7) He can boast to have had sex with all women that were attractive enough and stupid enough to have had sex with him.

8) He can do a mean knot and is an expert at bondage.

And this should be enough to convince you that I am the real thing.

http://smile.smilies.nl/2139.gifFrancisco.


Catalina thinks he is trying to make all the girls cry, and all the boys jealous!!

 

[Guest]

OK

The 3 miracles of Saint Francisco:

1) Saint Francisco was able to make a woman cum non stop for over 50 times in a row, and have her beg him to stop which he did of course being the merciful Saint he is and his fingers were getting tired.

2) Saint Francisco can make pain go away.

3) Saint Francisco can give a great spanking, whipping and torture and leave almost no marks.

Those were the miracles that deserved him the title Saint but he did more.

4) He found very cool smilies.

5) He is master in convincing the unfaithful with a lot of loving torture to the righteous path.

6) He has experienced the miracle of multiple orgasms himself.

7) He can boast to have had sex with all women that were attractive enough and stupid enough to have had sex with him.

8) He can do a mean knot and is an expert at bondage.

And this should be enough to convince you that I am the real thing.

http://smile.smilies.nl/2139.gifFrancisco.


Catalina thinks he is trying to make all the girls cry, and all the boys jealous!!

Ok. Ill buy that... With some *applause* I've only ever been able to induce ---hmmmm I think 26 is the current figure.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Actually that number is true and I have heard from others that it is not even a record.

Francisco.

 

[Guest]

Actually that number is true and I have heard from others that it is not even a record.

Francisco.

I didn't think it wasn't true - and Yup as far as I know it isn't a record - 26 is a true # also - but I think I should get a re-do on that one - she passed out - also true

The BEST stories are the true ones!!!!!!!!!

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

I do soooo love to listen to the boys brag. Even the saintly ones. *abases herself at the feet of the mean-knot-tying most wondrous Saint Francisco*

I definitely buy the knot tying.

*grin*

~anelize

 

[catalina_francisco]

I do soooo love to listen to the boys brag. Even the saintly ones. *abases herself at the feet of the mean-knot-tying most wondrous Saint Francisco*

I definitely buy the knot tying.

*grin*

~anelize

Now what sort of twin are you?!!!! Don't encourage bragging...I am the one here he will be trying to outdo himself with!! Have mercy please.

Catalina

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Now what sort of twin are you?!!!! Don't encourage bragging...I am the one here he will be trying to outdo himself with!! Have mercy please.

Catalina

Encourage???

LOL.

They were ALREADY bragging. I was just.....listening politely.

*snicker*

*being a good twin and shutting up now*

~anelize

 

[catalina_francisco]

If you think the boys were bragging I think I will have to have a talk with a mutual acquaintance so he will show you the errors of your way.

Soon you will be the one that is passing out.

http://smile.smilies.nl/1545.gifFrancisco.

 

[catalina_francisco]

If you think the boys were bragging I think I will have to have a talk with a mutual acquaintance so he will show you the errors of your way.

Soon you will be the one that is passing out.

http://smile.smilies.nl/1545.gifFrancisco.

That's it, us girls need to unite and protect ourselves from being thrown into an orgasm standoff to the death!! Why does my twin have to be so far away in my hour of need??!!

C