Come, all my online lovers, to this thread

[SilvaTungDevil]

Let me shower you with robots.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

This one ought to get you in the mood

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hmmm, are you starting to feel sexy yet my loves?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I know this one makes me a little wet.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Come, let us lose our heads together

 

[teddybear4play]

"Bite my shiny metal ass."

TB4p

 

[KillerMuffin]

It only took three for an orgasm. You're the best, darlin.

 

[tortoise]

May I have a Rock Em Sock Em Robot, kind sir?

Or did that one-night fling not qualify me as your lover? Oh wait, lemme guess, you "lost" my number...? BASTARD!!!

Ahem.

Er, I'd like a red one please.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

It only took three for an orgasm. You're the best, darlin.

Thanks! I'm a very considerate lover. This one makes me quiver every time I see it.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

May I have a Rock Em Sock Em Robot, kind sir?

Or did that one-night fling not qualify me as your lover? Oh wait, lemme guess, you "lost" my number...? BASTARD!!!

Tortoise, I really did lose that number. But I am saving the Rock em Sock ems. Instead I will give you the robot that stole Santa Clause.

 

[tortoise]

<sniff>

You really do care!

 

[BgMma]

You really know how to get me hot, don't you, STD?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Tb4p this one is for you

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

BgMma I got one that'll knock ya right out of your pants.

 

[perks]

no goldie? no r2d2?

You're no lover of mine!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Perky, I been saving this one just for you!

 

[perks]

I love when you make them do the macarena.

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Wanna make a little robot love?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Does this answer your question?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

One of my robots just informed me I was in danger of overheating!

 

[aly*]

No disassemble Number 5!

 

[amelia]

wow, dildos are becoming more and more fancy.

 

[Rambling Rose]

BONGA BONGA BONGA, indeed!