Colly, you big, fat butt-ugly lesbian!

[Guest]

Fucking hell. Lesbians. They are waste of space as far as my penis is concerned. And lads, they are stealing our bi-curious women! Guys! Lesbians are our enemy!

That being said, welldone - Colly - for your 50th submission (slave). I don't usually read lesbian erotica as most of them are written by horny men, and they are rather badly written. But Colly's stories are different. Why? Because she does her research before writing a story. Or, her lesbo-brain has one of those picture memory thingy. Her stories are highly intelligent, compassionate and tender (though she has a tendency to parrot MY WORDS). More over, they are exquisitely heartfelt, beautifully written, with wonderful detail. Sometimes, they take you breath away.

She's a brave gal, she is (though big, fat butt-ugly).

You learn new words too. So don't fucking gainsay me, all right?

In short, a rather bloody good read.

Here's the link:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=168493

"Aaaack! Who's the pretty boy? Who's the pretty boy?
Hello? Hello? Fuck off! Fuck off!" Aaaack!

Ablaa kadablaa open sesame . . .

 

[TheEarl]

CV: Have you been partaking in a little of your avatar?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

CV: Have you been partaking in a little of your avatar?

The Earl

No. That was yesterday, coz I got dumped by my ex.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I do believe this is a major CV compliment.

Colly is magically delicious.

 

[impressive]

Colly is magically delicious.

Like Lucky Charms ???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Like Lucky Charms ???

You're always after me lucky charms!!!

 

[impressive]

You're always after me lucky charms!!!

Just the blue moons

 

[oggbashan]

I think CV is sublimating his jealousy that Colly isn't attracted.

She makes her lesbian stories accessible to all readers whether lesbian or not. That is a difficult thing to do - and makes me jealous of her skill.

I wish CV hadn't included the abuse but that is CV's style. Sigh.

Og

 

[Angeline]

I do believe this is a major CV compliment.

Colly is magically delicious.

She's not only a gifted writer, but--as I found out in a few conversations with her--she's a sweet and thoughtful person.

 

[Guest]

I do believe this is a major CV compliment.

Yes. I usually don't kiss lesbian asses.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She's not only a gifted writer, but--as I found out in a few conversations with her--she's a sweet and thoughtful person.

I know, I hate that about her too.

 

[Guest]

I think CV is sublimating his jealousy that Colly isn't attracted.
Yes.

[/B]

 

[Guest]

she's a sweet and thoughtful person.

But she doesn't have sex with me.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with CV.

Colly's latest is wonderful and worth the time. I'd be surprised if anyone walked away from it without feeling they had gained a little something.

~lucky (a certified waste of space where your penis is concerned)

 

[carsonshepherd]

But she doesn't have sex with me.

Neither do I.

 

[Guest]

Neither do I.

Nor me, and I'm not a lesbian!!! Not that you are, Carson! Hehehe!

CV:

 

[bg23]

CV: Have you been partaking in a little of your avatar?

The Earl

Hey, I like him when he's drunk.

 

[Guest]

~lucky (a certified waste of space where your penis is concerned)

 

[Guest]

Neither do I.

 

[Guest]

CV:

 

[Belegon]

It may just be possible that I am the only lesbian here that CV doesn't want....

 

[Guest]

Wonderful thread, gave me a moment's joy. I didn't read the 'abuse' as abuse, it's obviously part of the whole complimentary package.

Good on you, CV. P.

p.s. I'm very glad you have a penis .

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yes. I usually don't kiss lesbian asses.

...for which they are eternally grateful, I imagine.

 

[English Lady]

chuckles awww this is so sweet.

Much love all round!

 

[Guest]