College

[Sillyman]

I didn't learn a thing but I wrote some damn good porn.

 

[medjay]

I learned how to shoplift textbooks, defraud utilities out of thousands of dollars worth of services, obtain over $500 a month in food stamps from the public aid office, raid campus stockrooms for supplies such as typing paper, toilet bowl cleaner, light bulbs, etc.

I guess I learned more about grifting and larceny than anything else in college. These things happen when you're poor with no financial aid.



"It's a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark!" -- Nelson Muntz

 

[Sillyman]

I prefer to think of it as "learning how to work with a budget" rather than grifting and larceny. After all, that's what Congress calls it.

 

[bored1]

I learned how to shoplift textbooks, defraud utilities out of thousands of dollars worth of services, obtain over $500 a month in food stamps from the public aid office, raid campus stockrooms for supplies such as typing paper, toilet bowl cleaner, light bulbs, etc.

I guess I learned more about grifting and larceny than anything else in college. These things happen when you're poor with no financial aid.



"It's a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark!" -- Nelson Muntz

Sounds like you will fit right in with Corporate America

 

[medjay]

Sounds like you will fit right in with Corporate America

Really? I also have skill at forging documents. I had to learn how to do this quick after the phone company began closing in on me over a six month past due bill. Amazing how white out and a trip to Kinkos can produce a legitimate-looking apartment lease!

As far as I know, they still don't know who really lived at that address.