College Chant or Fight Song

[ChinaBandit]

From back in the day:

CATS ASS
RATS ASS
DIRTY OLD TWAT
SIXTY NINE DOUCHE BAGS TIED IN A KNOT
COCK SUCK
MOTHER FUCK
CLIT, TIT, TOO
I'M A LOUISVILLE CARDINAL
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

GO CARDINALS. TERRY BRIDGEWATER WILL PICK THEM APART!

 

[Saint Peter]

the thør school of engineering and stuff

e to the y dy dx!
e to the x dx!
Cosine! Secant! Tangent! Sine!
3 point 1 4 1 5 9!
Integral, radical, m dv
Slipstick, slide rule, 15C!

 

[OzoneRed]

Rah Rah Ree
Kick 'em in the knee.
Rah Rah Ras
Kick 'em in the other knee.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

From back in the day:

CATS ASS
RATS ASS
DIRTY OLD TWAT
SIXTY NINE DOUCHE BAGS TIED IN A KNOT
COCK SUCK
MOTHER FUCK
CLIT, TIT, TOO
I'M A LOUISVILLE CARDINAL
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

GO CARDINALS. TERRY BRIDGEWATER WILL PICK THEM APART!

Obviously penned by your outstanding Literature Department, the one that awarded Mike Tyson his honorary PhD...