Cold Toilet Seat

LiFeNdEaTh

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don't you just hate sitting on them in the mornings? lol, i can't stand that shit.
 
I don't think you know what a cold toilet seat feels like. -30 outhouse seat. So unbearably cold, seats hand cut out of styrofoam are the only way to go.
 
I live in SoCal. The last time I sat on a cold toilet seat was during a trip to Switzerland.
 
Someone should invent a battery operated toilet seat warmer.

http://www.ehow.com/how-does_5631082_heated-toilet-seats-work.html

The Heater

While a few heated toilet seats use a material that stores and uses body heat, most models use an electrical current that heats carbon cores positioned throughout the seat. Depending on the maker of your heated toilet seat, either battery power or house electricity (an attached plug goes into an AC outlet) provides the electrical current. You can control the heat with a small remote that is attached to the unit. Some less expensive models lack this feature and heat automatically when either plugged into the wall or when fresh batteries are inserted.

You're the gift that keeps on giving, Shagly.
 
Once I experienced a heated outhouse. The seat was nice and toasty, but wow the shit smell was triple fold!
 
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