Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?

Touch1

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In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls.
It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck?
The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it.
The solution to the rusting problem was to make"Brass Monkeys."
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"


So to quote Paul Harvey, "Now you know the rest of the story"
 
A balmy 3 degrees f here with a wind chill -11 degrees. And it's warmed up since this morning;)
 
FUCK the cold and Fuck this winter!! I say bring on this globle warming stuff!!! I'm freezing my brass monkey balls off!!!!
 
huskie said:
FUCK the cold and Fuck this winter!! I say bring on this globle warming stuff!!! I'm freezing my brass monkey balls off!!!!

I'm with you, bring on endless summer.
girls in swimsuits, cold beer, waterskiing.
 
Touch1 said:
In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls.
It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck?
The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it.
The solution to the rusting problem was to make"Brass Monkeys."
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"


So to quote Paul Harvey, "Now you know the rest of the story"

Just how cold does it have to be to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?
 
Re: Re: Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?

Carp said:
Just how cold does it have to be to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?

I think cold enough to shrink the sphincter.
 
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