Coke vs Pepsi

[anonamouse]

corn syrup in cans
aisles and aisles of them
I am a lonely man
looking for a taste
of something with more bite to it
this sugar fizz just makes me belch
Retch
Retch
Retch

'cause everyone knows my stuff is the best around
I'll fill up every thread, with the poetry of David Koresh

 

[My Erotic Tale]

corn syrup in cans
aisles and aisles of them
I am a lonely man
looking for a taste
of something with more bite to it
this sugar fizz just makes me belch
Retch
Retch
Retch

'cause everyone knows my stuff is the best around
I'll fill up every thread, with the poetry of David Koresh

who? <grin>

I like 'PEP'-si

 

[Guest]

Pepsi!

 

[Reltne]

Pepsi

For drinking, Pepsi. - For mixing, Coke.

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

Definitely Coca Cola.
But Diet Coke is the most vile substance ever made commercially available.

Diet Pepsi is good.
Pepsi is nasty.

Go figure.

 

[Tzara]

corn syrup in cans
aisles and aisles of them
I am a lonely man
looking for a taste
of something with more bite to it
this sugar fizz just makes me belch
Retch
Retch
Retch

'cause everyone knows my stuff is the best around
I'll fill up every thread, with the poetry of David Koresh

Mousie:

Put down the soda and go read a book! Like
around the Knotthole, Bill. Angeline mentioned him.
He isn't sugary at all, just odd. Odd's good.

And stay out of Wal-Mart! The boulangerie has fresher food.

 

[twelveoone]

The Twenties, Where E's H and P
Pound Some Down in Gay Paree

EH:
...Try a Cuba Libre, dude!
...Coke and ethanol extrud-
...ed into lime filled glass.
...They'll put you on your ass
...in fact, if you consume
...enough. The sugar's not the bum
...ingredient, though. No'm.

...It's the fucking ethanol!
...You got it? C2H6O!

(A walleyed look.)

...Hey!
...Let's go to Pamplona.

EP:
...I think that I will never see
...a drink as lovely as H.D.
...Oh, wait, she was a poetess.
...An Imagiste? I'm such a lush!
...My God, but she had such a tush
...when young! O Dorothy, come
...and join with us and Olga drinking rum.

(Irritated.)

...Now what pissed her off?

(He shifts uncomfortably and mumbles something in classical Greek.)

...Sorry, E. I think I need to Pis-
...an can't go alone. I am afraid.
...It could be an Allied raid.

(He looks at his watch.)

...Never mind, it's just the twenties.
...We still have time. Let's go.

BOTH:
...Let's drink until we cannot see
...and read The Waste Land while we pee.

(FATE follows them to the Gents. A brief pause. MODERNISM emerges.)



Mousie:

Put down the soda and go read a book! Like
around the Knotthole, Bill. Angeline mentioned him.
He isn't sugary at all, just odd. Odd's good.

And stay out of Wal-Mart! The boulangerie has fresher food.

belch
re: Wal-Mart, see reply to PDC poem
...but what do they drink in Waco?
I like Moxie myself

 

[bogusbrig]

The only good thing about coke and pepsi is that they are both very good for loosening rusty bolts and a damn side cheaper than Rustol. Though I think Rustol wins on the taste.

 

[twelveoone]

The only good thing about coke and pepsi is that they are both very good for loosening rusty bolts and a damn side cheaper than Rustol. Though I think Rustol wins on the taste.

I use WD-40 on myself

 

[My Erotic Tale]

I use WD-40 on myself

I knew you were a robot <grin>

 

[Tzara]

belch
re: Wal-Mart, see reply to PDC poem
...but what do they drink in Waco?
I like Moxie myself

I just went shopping at Wal-Mart.

And you're not a robot. You're a "midgit."

--FSM

 

[twelveoone]

I just went shopping at Wal-Mart.

And you're not a robot. You're a "midgit."

--FSM

the mind wanders all over the place, ripe with possibilities
Here ?

Or perhaps we should ask anna?
"we spit the stickers in the sink"