Coitus Interruptus

[bobb_sledd]

Tell us about a time your coitus was interrupted.

I’ll start. We were going at it late at night in the hatchback area with the seats folded down, in the parking lot of a state mental institution, when security shined their spotlight through the window. They never approached the car, just waited (keeping the spot light on) until we were dressed (to some extent), back in our seat, and pulling away.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I was assfucking your mom when your dad walked in.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I was assfucking your mom when your dad walked in.

You were funnier as spacecowboi...not really.