Coffee Talk...Eumenides Style

[Eumenides]

Good Morning Literotica!

It's a lovely Monday morning with crisp snow on the ground in the wussiest state of all...Missouri. Being in education, this has granted me a day of relaxation and cleaning (ugh). But first, I'd like to sip my coffee, drag on a cigarette, and talk to you...

Who's the first guest?

Don't be shy now.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I'm just a little boy, learning the ways of the world. Help me please miss Eu

 

[Eumenides]

LOL...this is not an educational program.

Let's see, this show needs a topic for the day? No, there are plenty of those on this board. How about we just shoot the shit and drink coffee?

 

[Saint Peter]

No rest for the wicked.

 

[Eumenides]

No rest for the wicked.

Think of it like this, St. Petey Pie. I have given up my extra hours of sleep to talk with wonderful people like yourself. Pull up a chair, get some coffee from the coffee pot, and make yourself comfy!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Its after midnight, my brothers left and he drank what was left of the coffee.

Oh and he took the CD player.

Are we shooting shit yet?

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Morning emoodie.

 

[someplace]

...this has granted me a day of relaxation and cleaning ...

Show-off!

What I wouldn't give to be able to go back to bed right now. After this cup of coffee I'm off the computer and out the door to work. Y'all make it a good day!

 

[Eumenides]

Hey Jaymes! Here's lookin' at you, kid! *looks at av* AACCKKKKKK!

Don't scare me like that this early in the morning!


Someplace, I feel for you, hon, I really do. Have a nice day.

 

[Saint Peter]

Think of it like this, St. Petey Pie. I have given up my extra hours of sleep to talk with wonderful people like yourself. Pull up a chair, get some coffee from the coffee pot, and make yourself comfy!

I would like nothing better than to spend some coffee time with the lovely Emu. Unfortunately, I have a class this morning and then more nuclear fun.

Have fun on your snow day. Don't forget to shovel those walks.

 

[Eumenides]

I would like nothing better than to spend some coffee time with the lovely Emu. Unfortunately, I have a class this morning and then more nuclear fun.

Have fun on your snow day. Don't forget to shovel those walks.

That's what landlords are for!

 

[Jim_Henson]

What are lords for?

 

[Saint Peter]

That's what landlords are for!

The landlords are scabbing on my nuclear work?

You have a nice day off. Touch your monkey and think of SaintPeter.

 

[Eumenides]

The landlords are scabbing on my nuclear work?

You have a nice day off. Touch your monkey and think of SaintPeter.

I'll have to get one first.

No, the landlords are doing the snow, the kittens are scabbing on your nuclear work.

 

[S.Daedalus]

**Rubs Eyes with fists**

Morning...

There's alot of snow on the ground here, but no day off. Busy day, very busy day. I think it's a day for Coffee mixed with a shot of esspresso this morning, just to get me going!

I must head off to learn...

Hope you all have a great morning and afternoon and night.

~>SD<~

 

[Eumenides]

**Rubs Eyes with fists**

Morning...

There's alot of snow on the ground here, but no day off. Busy day, very busy day. I think it's a day for Coffee mixed with a shot of esspresso this morning, just to get me going!

I must head off to learn...

Hope you all have a great morning and afternoon and night.

~>SD<~

Have a good one, SD.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

*pulls up a cup of coffee*

Morning! What's the good news for the day?

 

[Eumenides]

*pulls up a cup of coffee*

Morning! What's the good news for the day?

The good news is that there are many hours left in our days for something positive to happen!

How's you?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Sure you want to do that? Some conversations with me have been known to drag on to the wee hours. You'll never get any cleaning done!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Oh and piss off, I LIKE Missouri

 

[Eumenides]

Sure you want to do that? Some conversations with me have been known to drag on to the wee hours. You'll never get any cleaning done!

I can out talk you any day, boyo. Bring it on. *leers*

 

[Eumenides]

Insults don't win hearts, felt boy. And I like missouri, they're just very conservative when it comes to driving conditions and buses. Many states laugh at us. I can feel them pointing now.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

The good news is that there are many hours left in our days for something positive to happen!

How's you?

I'm hopeful...facing the day with as much optimism as I can muster..and here, it is a rather beautiful day.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Hmmm winning hearts.

Hearts cant be won, they can only be handed over... and always remember to ask to treat with care.

Breaking rhythm again, I think I want to move to Missouri. There is a town named after me there even.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I can out talk you any day, boyo. Bring it on. *leers*

The many things I'm sure your mouth is capable of out talking me is NOT one of them.