Coffee... Nectar of the Gods?

[cheerful_deviant]

Are you a coffee freak? How much do you drink in a day?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You people have no idea what coffee is.

 

[cloudy]

We go through about 4 pots a day here.

My husband drinks two cups in the morning, and then two cups after supper.

The rest is mine, damnit, mine!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You people have no idea what coffee is.

You starting that shit again?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I average about two pots a day. I would die if I got too much blood in my coffee stream.

-Colly

 

[cheerful_deviant]

You people have no idea what coffee is.

I worked with a bunch of Itialians. The boss would make it every day. Now thats real coffee!

 

[minsue]

No matter where I've moved to over the past 6 years, my favorite coffee shop is always on my way to work. Sometimes I just have to plan my route more carefully than others.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I'm not sure...what's the daily export of Brazil again?

I don't sleep and when I do sleep I don't get that much of it. That should give a rough idea of how much coffee, tea, soda, all of the above i drink on a regular basis.

Cups, bah. Why bother pouring it when you're going to drink the whole pot anyway?

 

[Liar]

You people have no idea what coffee is.

You bet your sweet ass I know.

Just because I dont get it every day...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You starting that shit again?

Anyone who measures coffee in pots can't be talking about real coffee.

CD: Those italians are pussies.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I worked with a bunch of Itialians. The boss would make it every day. Now thats real coffee!

I can get pretty close to it with my brews. I always say that if you can't taste the grit, it's way way way way (hell scandilously) too light. I like it so dark Nubians are racist towards it.

 

[CharleyH]

I just ran out of f%$#*!G half and half and had to resort to F%$#*!G MILK!!!!!

I am definately NOT impressed.

 

[cloudy]

I like it so strong you have to stir it fast - before the spoon melts.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Anyone who measures coffee in pots can't be talking about real coffee.

CD: Those italians are pussies.

Maybe you can explain "real coffee" to us coffee heathens?

 

[Guest]

I drink tea.

 

[cloudy]

I drink tea.

That's okay, sweet Lou - British equivalent to coffee.

Y'all are still caffeine freaks like the rest of us heathens.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Maybe you can explain "real coffee" to us coffee heathens?

It comes in bags. I mean c'mon, water... That's [INSIDIOUS]dilution[/INSIDIOUS]. Know what I mean? Sadly I actually do that sometimes. Makes a great snack.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I drink tea.

I do too. Any caffeine is good caffeine.

 

[Liar]

I just ran out of f%$#*!G half and half and had to resort to F%$#*!G MILK!!!!!

I am definately NOT impressed.

Milk? (what's 'half and half'?)

My coffee is fresh as spring, hot as lava, strong as a train and smooth as a baby's bottom. I would never defile it by pouring stuff into it.

Anything ending with 'affe latte', 'appuchino' or other derivate bastardisations of a pure brew is for wimps.

Edit: Ok I actually do resort to wimphood too now and then. But then again, I have no pride. And I NEVER do that to my own stuff. Only to bad coffee.

 

[Guest]

That's okay, sweet Lou - British equivalent to coffee.

Y'all are still caffeine freaks like the rest of us heathens.

I drink plenty of coffee, too, as do most Brits (more coffee than tea, in fact).

I just thought I'd post that about tea to live up to yet another of my reputations.

Lou

 

[Guest]

whilst chewing my chocolate covered coffee beans, i like nothing better than tossing back a few tall espressos..

if you cut me, will i not bleed.... brown sludge?

 

[CharleyH]

Anything ending with 'affe latte', 'appuchino' or other derivate bastardisations of a pure brew is for wimps.

You TALIN' to me?! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/1/fighting39.gif

 

[Liar]

You TALIN' to me?! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/1/fighting39.gif

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/rolleye/rolleye11.gif

and...
what's 'half and half'?

 

[DirtyJJ]

coffee.... mmmmmmm.
Love it... love the taste.
I used to drink it when I was little - with lots of milk and sugar.
Now I like it black - I can drink either regular or decaf (*ducking*) but prefer the kick of regular. Strong, but not too much so - but there is nothing worse than weak coffee!

*off to fill my cup*
DJJ

 

[cheerful_deviant]

and...
what's 'half and half'?

It's cow juice. I hear some rookies put it in their coffee.