Code words for sex .

[MrsMendez]

The chocolate pie is nice and warm

 

[lacandy]

I had a friend when we lived in the south who would call it "moving furniture" -- it was always funny when people would overhear us talking and ask about the furniture....always giggles.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Fishing

 

[JerseyJade]

When a guy asks a girl to come over to watch Netflix, or if a girl asks a guy to come over to watch Netflix, it usually means come over so that we can make out. At least that's how it works where I live.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Knocking Boots

 

[bone251]

When a guy asks a girl to come over to watch Netflix, or if a girl asks a guy to come over to watch Netflix, it usually means come over so that we can make out. At least that's how it works where I live.

So that is why my young Niece looked at me funny.

 

[Little_Sister]

Cuddle. Cuddle here does not mean cuddle.

 

[JerseyJade]

Cuddle. Cuddle here does not mean cuddle.

Not here either.

 

[13Fantasies]

Cuddle. Cuddle here does not mean cuddle.

I cant even get cuddles, unless it's from boys.

We don't use code words. That would require regular enough sex

 

[MrsMendez]

I had a friend when we lived in the south who would call it "moving furniture" -- it was always funny when people would overhear us talking and ask about the furniture....always giggles.

Lol that's funny

 

[MrsMendez]

Fishing

Good one

 

[MrsMendez]

When a guy asks a girl to come over to watch Netflix, or if a girl asks a guy to come over to watch Netflix, it usually means come over so that we can make out. At least that's how it works where I live.

Netflix and chill

 

[MrsMendez]

If my husband and me are around family members. I would say . The pot is boiling over . Lol

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Cuddle. Cuddle here does not mean cuddle.

Good thing I found out first, I was going to ask if you wanted to cuddle, but that would have been way too aggressive. Whew! Glad I know now
So, how do you ask if somebody really wants to "cuddle"?

 

[SoulAssasin247]

This Italian guy at the job was having a whole conversation about sex, without anyone knowing what he was talking about.


He was talking about eating pussy, but saying he was cooking and said she wouldn't let me stop until I made the Risotto( making her cum )

 

[pfflyerhot]

"Paint the bedroom"... or simply, "painting". (ya had to be there)

 

[MrsMendez]

This Italian guy at the job was having a whole conversation about sex, without anyone knowing what he was talking about.


He was talking about eating pussy, but saying he was cooking and said she wouldn't let me stop until I made the Risotto( making her cum )

That's smart

 

[MrsMendez]

One time my husband , and I was at friends house for dinner. My husband asked me did I bring some cupcakes? I said honey ' I always have cupcakes for you . ....... Lol our friends had no clue that we was talking about sex .

 

[papadoc19]

Happy hour

 

[bobb_sledd]

PT (Military jargon for physical training)

 

[SoulAssasin247]

That's smart

Yes he had me laughing, it was a public conversation and no one knew what he really meant

 

[ydahecnot]

Signing on Lit

 

[MrsMendez]

Yes he had me laughing, it was a public conversation and no one knew what he really meant

Lmao . That's one way to talk about it

 

[Curi0usKitt3n]

My friend's parents call it "Happy Time"

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I keep trying to get "breakfast" to catch on..
but they order eggs ::sigh::