Cocksucking 101

[sheath]

I don't think I've ever gone from the bizarre juxtaposition of anal & coleslaw to a hard-on with such alacrity

You ain't kidding. I'll never look at coleslaw the same way again.



S.

 

[warrior queen]

You ain't kidding. I'll never look at coleslaw the same way again.



S.

well, you know -
i've been thinking about this.....

~~~~~thanks, bluesugar, it's in my head now!!!~~~~~~

and it occurs to me that there actually are some similarities - but not between anal and coleslaw, rather between cocksucking and coleslaw...
the anticipation......
the slight hesitation before putting that first forkful of tangy veges and mayo onto my tongue, similar to the tensing up i get before my man comes into my mouth,
knowing the flavour is slightly unexpected, but then realising after that first bit that i love it anyway!!!

damn, my brain just is not going to let this go....!

 

[James G 5]

i shall take that as a compliment!

now.....
.....where was i?
oh, yes - here.........

Tease

 

[warrior queen]

Tease

*lick*

 

[James G 5]

*lick*

AAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I haven't had a good, proper, full on BJ since April, and only 3 this year, and damn hardly none in my lifetime
So unless you're planning to come down here and FIX it, stop TEASING it

 

[sheath]

AAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I haven't had a good, proper, full on BJ since April, and only 3 this year, and damn hardly none in my lifetime
So unless you're planning to come down here and FIX it, stop TEASING it

LMAO

Go get him, warrior queen. He needs a good, vicious tease.

S.

 

[James G 5]

LMAO

Go get him, warrior queen. He needs a good, vicious tease.

S.

I wonder if I have time this weekend to go get a julep & give a spanking...

 

[warrior queen]

AAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I haven't had a good, proper, full on BJ since April, and only 3 this year, and damn hardly none in my lifetime
So unless you're planning to come down here and FIX it, stop TEASING it

since you seem to be in so much trouble - here....

..... let me help you with that.....

 

[James G 5]

since you seem to be in so much trouble - here....

..... let me help you with that.....

Stobbit.
Half the keys on my keyboard already don't show the letters, and the E sticks, and the space bar keeps falling off.
I can't afford to keep slamming my head in to it.

 

[warrior queen]

Stobbit.
Half the keys on my keyboard already don't show the letters, and the E sticks, and the space bar keeps falling off.
I can't afford to keep slamming my head in to it.

.......... whereas i am picturing my head slamming down ONto it........

 

[warrior queen]

LMAO

Go get him, warrior queen. He needs a good, vicious tease.

S.

will that do? lol

 

[sheath]

I wonder if I have time this weekend to go get a julep & give a spanking...

Dunno. But I'm going to be here...relaxing on my front porch...probably brewing some sun tea and writing dirty, naughty stories about men who are too horny for their own good.



S.

 

[James G 5]

.......... whereas i am picturing my head slamming down ONto it........

FUCK FUCK FUCK
I have to go to bed soon but now I have to masturbate first *sigh*

 

[James G 5]

Dunno. But I'm going to be here...relaxing on my front porch...probably brewing some sun tea and writing dirty, naughty stories about men who are too horny for their own good.



S.

Gee, I don't know any of THOSE

 

[BlueSugar]

FUCK FUCK FUCK
I have to go to bed soon but now I have to masturbate first *sigh*

sounds like a plan!

hm, i didn't think my coleslaw thing would carry on so far lol. And I like the taste of most semen MUCH more then coleslaw, I still don't like that stuff. I do the same thing with diner pickles, I like pickles just not the ones from diners but i have to take a bite out of them everytime JUSt to make sure. ::thinks:: various gummy type candies...
thinking of trying our hands at toys analy again just to make sure, its worked into our fantasies, but we still are a little queesy about it ::shrugs::

coleslaw...anal... hardons... blowjob vividness... yeah..its all good. hehe...

heeey sheath, any oral stories to share now that you're back with us again i see !
and whats with the cucumber salad thing, i lost where that was origionally and lost track of the thread lol, inquiring mind wants to know pm me if ya have to plleaaaseee... i'll beg....

 

[James G 5]

and whats with the cucumber salad thing, i lost where that was origionally and lost track of the thread lol, inquiring mind wants to know pm me if ya have to plleaaaseee... i'll beg....

Betcha she begs real well

I don't think I need the salad, I'm told I taste good

Sheath's even seen one of my references

 

[sheath]

heeey sheath, any oral stories to share now that you're back with us again i see !
and whats with the cucumber salad thing, i lost where that was origionally and lost track of the thread lol, inquiring mind wants to know pm me if ya have to plleaaaseee... i'll beg....

Hello there, my sister vixen...

No oral stories this time, unfortunately. Looooong story, but oral didn't happen the last time I saw my man. I intend to make up for that later. But of course, we did find many other ways to entertain our libidos.

The cucumber salad thing...it's on the 'better tasting cum' thread, but I will post it here as well.

Here it is: CUCUMBER REVENGE SALAD

Ingredients: (The most essential ones)

--Lettuce, tomatoes, and such...all the things to make a good salad.
--A cucumber of good size.
--One dripping wet pussy.
--One disgrunted and selfish as hell ex-husband who made it a habit to NEVER go down on you, but who expected blow-jobs regardless.
--The ability to not laugh hysterically as you watch the results.
--One fateful lunch date.

Directions:

Invite ex-husband to lunch. Mix the salad with all those good trimmings. Take cucumber and slip it into the dripping pussy that has been begging for a cock. Fuck yourself with it. Cum at least once. DO NOT clean off the cucumber. Cut it into thin slices. Toss with salad. Set in front of ex-husband and watch as he eats every single bite. Try not to laugh. Never tell him that he just ate the pussy juices he tried so hard to avoid during your marriage. Refrain from pointing out that he told you over and over, "That salad was delicious!".

There ya go. What is that old saying? Revenge is best served cold? Well, in this case, that was definitely true.

S.

 

[BlueSugar]

... now that is a salad i'd gladly toss... AND eat. hehe... I'm sure you've gotten THAT one a half dozen times.

I actually need a little help with the begging, either I'm so into the mood it just whining and whimpering and vivid detailed i can't believe whats coming out of my mouth begging , or sometimes its the same few sentences over and over bc I can't get anything else out and it sounds too repetitive and I don't mean it, when I really do. le sigh ... sunday sunday sunday and then on, I get to start practicing/having fun experiencing the wonderful world of lusty lovey sex ... i caaan't wait.

 

[BlueSugar]

think i'll hit 1,000 tonight before I leave lit for a week or two? ...

 

[appetite]

think i'll hit 1,000 tonight before I leave lit for a week or two? ...

Hope you grab it, Blue. Roll on with you great posts.

appe

 

[kimunication]

""I mentioned balls, lets' talk about them for a minute. Most men will love to have their balls sucked, but you must be cautious. They are tender and sucking them too hard can be a quick turn off. """

...you can't play with Junior and ignore the Twins.....

 

[Blastasbird]

I must stop reading this cock sucking thread especially while my man is away for the week, this is something he really likes and the moment he gets back I will be lying in wait for him ready to get my hot wets lips wrapped around his big hard cock.

 

[God of Threads]

Hellloooooo

I must stop reading this cock sucking thread especially while my man is away for the week, this is something he really likes and the moment he gets back I will be lying in wait for him ready to get my hot wets lips wrapped around his big hard cock.

Son of a gun. Oh, man, this is fucking life at it's best.

 

[BlueSugar]

I must stop reading this cock sucking thread especially while my man is away for the week, this is something he really likes and the moment he gets back I will be lying in wait for him ready to get my hot wets lips wrapped around his big hard cock.

Yea mean I'm not the only one that stalks and waits for the "car pulling infront of the house and shutting off" sound?! awesome!

 

[sheath]

Yea mean I'm not the only one that stalks and waits for the "car pulling infront of the house and shutting off" sound?! awesome!

LOL

I get this way after he's been gone a long time. I wait for the sound of the car, and I'm almost like one of Pavlov's dogs...I get wet at the mere sound of that engine!

S.