cocks and pussies

[agezinder]

I agree! Shall we start a new thread about it?

Go for it. Geez, I can't believe I am up this late. I'm bushed...Actually, I'm not, but that's another story. lol

 

[Killswitch]

I get it......Oh My.....there is a thread there for sure.........

 

[roxanne69]

ok i got dragged in here....i look for something you could use to polevault with. why waste my time with anything smaller? sorry to all the small dicked guys out there if they are offended but hey...big weenies rule!

 

[michaelmt1]

ok i got dragged in here....i look for something you could use to polevault with. why waste my time with anything smaller? sorry to all the small dicked guys out there if they are offended but hey...big weenies rule!

Now there is a woman i like



Mike

 

[LilMissT]

ok i got dragged in here....i look for something you could use to polevault with. why waste my time with anything smaller? sorry to all the small dicked guys out there if they are offended but hey...big weenies rule!

my most 'hung' lover was probably one of the worst lovers I ever had

 

[Killswitch]

I only came in cuz I heard they were giving away free beer nuts....lol

 

[roxanne69]

Now there is a woman i like



Mike

WOOHOO!! bye everyone! looks like my lift is here LOL

*jumps into Mike's arms*

 

[michaelmt1]

WOOHOO!! bye everyone! looks like my lift is here LOL

*jumps into Mike's arms*

Just the sort of response i was looking for lets see how you vault withnmy pole


Mike

 

[LilMissT]

I only came in cuz I heard they were giving away free beer nuts....lol

-tears open a bag of beernuts and empties it into a bowl-

there ya go hon...

~T

 

[roxanne69]

my most 'hung' lover was probably one of the worst lovers I ever had

Sorry to hear that LMT, my most hung lover was one of the best lovers I ever had...skill and size *eyes glazing over*

 

[LilMissT]

Sorry to hear that LMT, my most hung lover was one of the best lovers I ever had...skill and size *eyes glazing over*

-jealous-

 

[roxanne69]

Just the sort of response i was looking for lets see how you vault withnmy pole


Mike

First I want to swing from yours...test it for strenghth..lol

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

I only have an average size penis but I do know how to use it to the best of my abilities Roxanne.

So when you are lying back and feeling my nine and a halfer deep inside, just remember, I only allowed you to feel it because I was bored.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Would that be 9½ inches or 9½ centimetres?

 

[agezinder]

Would that be 9½ inches or 9½ centimetres?

He's from the UK, it's centimeters...

 

[LilMissT]

Would that be 9½ inches or 9½ centimetres?

Damned metric system.. where the hell is my ruler..

 

[Shadowann2]

Don't you mean millimeters?

 

[roxanne69]

Don't you mean millimeters?

ooooh! i like you! lol...i have had that "member" on ignore for about 2 weeks now so I didn't even notice his reply...lol

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

What a kick in the ass it would be to have a 9½ millimetre dick ... Of course, I'd lie and claim that it was a full centimetre long.

 

[Shadowann2]

ooooh! i like you!

Glad I could make you smile!

What a kick in the ass it would be to have a 9½ millimetre dick ... Of course, I'd lie and claim that it was a full centimetre long.

Personaly I would just shoot myself! Or try to take over the world like Nepolion! He had a one inch dick. No wonder he felt the need to conquer the world!

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

Amazing! I have been put on ignore by Roxanne and I have never even posted her before.

Looks like I easily affect people without even saying anything to them.

Well I am sure if someone is bored they would be limp. Yes it is 9 1/2 centimetres. Drooping and dead when in the presence of Roxanne the deformed titty queen. In fact, it shrunk after viewing her profile.

Maybe I can borrow Mike's pump to join to the 12 inch club. Seems all the other guys here have one.

 

[st4nton]

Yeah I have nicknamed him "Thimbleboy".....its my opinion that anyone who brags about their size is probably hung like a Thimble......lol....so....there ya go

(_)_iiD <<<<<<<<<<<<<Thimbleboy

kill... you completley missed my point, wich was myself making fun of anyone that brags about the size of their cock.. by making sarcastic comments about mine, thats what i was doing. all the cock threads can go away for all i care..

 

[Shadowann2]

How about the clit thread? I find it kind of interesting.....