cockhorse help

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.mccauleyadvertising.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/shutterstock_42480064.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V61ib4LuctE/TGzGYkDhU9I/AAAAAAAACW0/Fd5w5H6GoKI/s1600/Sara_070.jpg

 

[islandman]

This is a parody of what thread?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Loosely based on this one.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I see the problem.

You'll never get enough traction from the runners to ensure proper penetration.

*smiles sweetly*

 

[parodyluvr75]

I knew I'd miss something obvious. Glad you're here to point these things out.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/2830461094_33ee2cee3a.jpg
What would Freud say?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Oh come now...

That's just a plush dildo that neighs.

 

[parodyluvr75]

True and you can play cowboy and Indians at the same time.

I was actually wondering about the roasted chicken on the floor board and the fish on the seat.

 

[blobfish]

True and you can play cowboy and Indians at the same time.

I was actually wondering about the roasted chicken on the floor board and the fish on the seat.

I don't know about the chicken, but the fish is a male masturbatory aid known as a "Fishlight".

 

[O-dad's Medium]

True and you can play cowboy and Indians at the same time.

I was actually wondering about the roasted chicken on the floor board and the fish on the seat.

I was trying not to.

They disturb me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know about the chicken, but the fish is a male masturbatory aid known as a "Fishlight".

For men who have fillet fantasies?

I was trying not to.

They disturb me.

I don't know, you have to admit they go with the mouse slippers she's wearing.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

For men who have fillet fantasies?


I don't know, you have to admit they go with the mouse slippers she's wearing.

Dammit.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That upped the disturbed factor, didn't it?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

That upped the disturbed factor, didn't it?

...yes.