Cock Pumps

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I was wondering if anyone had some experience with them. Im an average sized guy, looking for more. I was wondering if anyone has tried one and saw an increase in size, and function was still the same. Let me know if you have any suggestions or ideas
 
never used one so i can't really help on a testimonial for you.

just be sure that if and when you get one you do two things:

1. don't substitute price for quality. cheap is cheap and, like anything else, you get what you pay for.

2. read and follow the directions carefully. i think most all of these types of products have a lot of potential to do harm if misused.

essentially, the point of the pump is that it expands the tissues... makes sense since it's pretty much just a specialized vacuum. your tissues swell to take up space left by the displaced air. if you think of it in this purely mechanical way, you can see where bad things could happen and why i make the two suggetions above.
 
I have no advice, just a question for those who know: what is the point of penis pumps? Is it to try to make the penis bigger permanently? or to get off on the feeling of the suction?

It's my understanding that you can't make your penis bigger no matter what and all the pumps and what-not are just scams to part insecure men from their money.

If the pumps are for pleasure, that's another thing altogether. Play safe.
 
msudairyfarmer said:
I was wondering if anyone had some experience with them. Im an average sized guy, looking for more. I was wondering if anyone has tried one and saw an increase in size, and function was still the same. Let me know if you have any suggestions or ideas
Hey havent you ever heard the saying quality not quantity, unless of course it just for your pleasure :devil:
And another little phrase Less is More!
Have fun :kiss:
 
LadyJeanne said:
I have no advice, just a question for those who know: what is the point of penis pumps? Is it to try to make the penis bigger permanently? or to get off on the feeling of the suction?

It's my understanding that you can't make your penis bigger no matter what and all the pumps and what-not are just scams to part insecure men from their money.

If the pumps are for pleasure, that's another thing altogether. Play safe.

I think most guys do get them for the sake of penis enlargement but putting your penis under vacuum does make for some interesting sensations.
Now have you guys seen the pussy pumps? Talk about some weirdness.It'l Make a pussy swell out to the size and shape of a cereal bowl.
 
yoshimitsu said:
Now have you guys seen the pussy pumps? Talk about some weirdness.It'l Make a pussy swell out to the size and shape of a cereal bowl.

:eek: :eek:

And this is desirable why?

It sounds pretty icky to me.
 
I'm sorry, but that was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. Granted, I'm all for the idea of whatever does it for you, but whoa.
 
Don't waste your money on some gimmicky product. Focus on pumping up that big sex organ between your ears instead. :rolleyes:
 
LadyJeanne said:
I have no advice, just a question for those who know: what is the point of penis pumps? Is it to try to make the penis bigger permanently? or to get off on the feeling of the suction?
There's the size gimmick (a scam with potentially damaging effects as EJ said) and possible sensations, but they also can help some men with erections...particularly some older men who just need a little extra help to get harder for intercourse. They're often sold with some kind of cockring so the man can pump up to a sufficient hardness, slide the ring off of the device, and maintain the erection for 20 minutes or so. I've even seen pumps in the "assistance" section (with braces, canes, portapotties, etc.) of the national chain drug stores. :)
 
They looked at them on Penn and Teller's: Bullshit, and they are indeed bullshit. They can also cause permanent damage if they don't have a release valvue. What that would mean is you pump them up with your dick inside, and there's no way to let the air out so you'd have to pull the thing off your dick. Ouch.
 
human_male said:
They looked at them on Penn and Teller's: Bullshit, and they are indeed bullshit. They can also cause permanent damage if they don't have a release valvue. What that would mean is you pump them up with your dick inside, and there's no way to let the air out so you'd have to pull the thing off your dick. Ouch.
I second that ouch! What's the point in having a big dick if it doesn't work properly?
 
I have used one with good experiences.

I bought one a few months back out of curiosity and tried it. It will add thickness to your cock but it's not perminate. The added thickness will last a few hours and it feels very good. The promise of helping with length is bullshit! In the tube sure it looks bigger and that's because you create a vacuum but when you hit the release valve you can see there is no difference.

It has helped me out with a problem with being quick on the trigger because it does desensitize you a little.

I've seen sites on the net with guys pumping their cock & balls, i can't see why you would want to make your balls swell but too each their own.
 
Scalywag said:
Here's to hoping you haven't sampled the milking machine back at the farm.
Nah, that's ok, so long as you don't have the auto shutoff set at four pints. :eek:
 
Pretty much as far as I have read and seen, it's like putting marshmallows in a vacuum. Sure they look really big in the jar, but release the vacuum and they instantly shrivel to their normal size (and sometimes smaller).

I've used one before with really no success. Me, I find if massage the muscles at the base of my penis, I almost always get a slightly bigger and harder erection. Not John Silver or "Jaguar" big, but a noticable few millimeters.
 
get an elastic band :rolleyes:

no seriously why bother, unless your in to plastic surgery you got what you got, now get out there stop worrying about the size and do something useful with it rather than squeezing it into a tube and make it bigger for all of five minutes
 
DemonOuterverse said:
Not John Silver or "Jaguar" big, but a noticable few millimeters.
Millimeters? Do guys really measure their cocks down to the millimeter?
 
Eilan said:
Millimeters? Do guys really measure their cocks down to the millimeter?

Are you kidding? I bought a micrometer specifically for the task of penile measurement. I haven't used it yet though. I am waiting for a day when I am increadibly horny so I don't short change my initial measurement.
 
Scalywag said:
I don't know why anyone bothers measuring. I just use the following chart:

Damnit, I wish I was a man. With my yeti sized feet I would have a huge penis. :D
 
Scalywag said:
Yeah, you can tell the wannabes, there the ones walking around with shoes so big they're falling off.

haha, In high school, there were certainly quite a few guys that would buy shoes two sizes too big for them - quite laughable.
 
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